Weak Performance

Scott Borchetta, CEO of Big Machine Records, defended Taylor Swift's "shaky" Grammy performance, blaming technical difficulties...yeah, I saw those technical difficulties, they were called Elton John, Lady GaGa, Beyonce, and Pink, ripping the stage first!

Grammy FAIL

The Grammy award for Album of The Year went to Taylor Swift...HOW? Lady GaGa had four #1 singles off one album. There wasn't a person not singing or doing the "Single Ladies, Put a Ring On It" bullshit...Yet, I can't name one damn song that Taylor Swift has. What else does Beyonce and Lady Gaga have to do? They clearly had the best performances last night, sold out shows all year, the best videos....they've even shown their vajayjay. The only thing Taylor Swift has shown she's great at...is her ability to keep cool when a crazy black man hits the stage!

Dude is Amazing

Flavor Flav's ex girlfriend, Bridgette Nielsen, or Pink, as most know her, had a phenomenal performance. However, I swear she reminds me of a dude...seriously, while performing she even took a leak in public like one!

Interesting Choice

Lady GaGa showed up on the red carpet wearing something from the "Buttaface Clothing line"...clothing so ridiculous, you stare at everything but her face!

Sa Pa Se

Wyclef Jean hit the stage to give a shout out to Haiti. Wyclef said all his Haitian people were watching the Grammys...watching the Grammys? sounds like I need a refund on my $10 donation!