Whitney Houston Seeks More Rehab

After completing her 30-day out-patient rehab program earlier this week, Whitney Houston has made the decision to seek additional treatment....Good to hear, but what kind of help does she plan to seek for that wig?!

Whitney's Daughter Busted Snorting Cocaine

Whitney Houston’s daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown snorted lines of cocaine at a party recently and it was all caught on camera, and the photos will be released in The National Enquirer.....Hey, at least she pays attention to her mom...crack is wack!

Whitney Cracks...In a Different Way

I've been abstaining from writing about Whitney Houston because my good friend is out on this disastrous tour with her, and I'm really happy for her. However, Whitney needs to stop lying when she sings "I Will Always Love You" because if she always loved us, she would stop trying to sing this damn song!

Ready To Exhale,,,Again

Author Terry McMillan, is releasing a sequel to her hit novel Waiting To Exhale. The book turned hit movie told the story of middle aged women struggles with love, and starred, Whitney Houston.....unfortunately, "Waiting To Exhale" means something totally different to the singer these days!

Bobby Dishes Dirt

In Bobby Brown's new memoir, "The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But," the former star says that Whitney Houston married him to clean up her image, because the media was accusing her of having a bisexual relationship with her assistant, Robin Crawford.....Meanwhile, a lesbian affair is just what her image needs now....it would explain the troubles she's having with her voice lately!

Wardrobe Malfunction

Whitney Houston, still making her comeback rounds, made her latest stop at UK's X-Factor, where the singer experienced a small wardrobe malfunction.....After hearing her new song, Million Dollar Bill(below), I think she's experiencing a music malfunction as well!

Ready to Tour?

Pop diva, Whitney Houston is set to embark on a European tour beginning in the UK on April 8...um, maybe someone should suggest she learn how to sing over here, before going over there!

This Is It

Ok, Whitney Houston's fans can stop blaming drugs on the singer's inability to sound like a singer these days, because Michael Jackson, was said to have every drug known to man in his system, yet he sounds fantastic singing Human Nature, in his "This Is It" tour rehearsal clip ..... If I can sound like that, I might hit Dr. Conrad Murray up for some pills myself!

Comeback?

Like many of you, I too was waiting for the big Whitney Houston comeback concert on Good Morning America yesterday, and all I have to say is, Whitney may not be on crack anymore, but anyone who thought that was singing yesterday.....is on crack!

I was floored by the pop star's performance, as she sounded like she had the "H1N1" virus, then she had the nerve to blame her lack of skills on a previously recorded interview with Oprah Winfrey....hmmm, I can't wait to see what happened in that interview, that made her sound like she has emphysema. Hell, I've barked out better sounds with strep throat. I rate the start to Whitney's comeback, 2"crack pipes" down. Don't comeback honey....GO BACK! "That's What She Said"

Let's Get Em'

If we want to find Osama Bin Laden, give him Whitney Houston. According to Sudanese novelist Kola Boof, even though Osama Bin Laden frowns on music, he's obsessed with Whitney Houston. Unfortunately, it sounds like the two are already working together...with that bomb he planted in her throat!

Dayummmmmm!

Whitney's back, and looking good!.....The hell with using Proactive, crack is where it's at!

More Whitney

There's a new Whitney Houston interview, where she talks about her new CD "I Look To You," but I have to warn you....it's quite boring! There aren't any "crack is whack" type moments. In fact, it seems as if she's been through one of those "back to work" reform programs for former addicts...click to watch the snooze fest!

Beauty Sleep

Next month, Whitney Houston will be performing on Good Morning America, but it will be a pre-taped performance, because the diva refuse to wake up early....Hey, you can't expect a crackhead to give up drugs and sleep, it's called 12 Steps for a reason!

Back to the Lab

I was able to listen to the new Whitney Houston comeback song, I Turn To You....Yawn, please don't turn to me, because you will catch me taking a nap!

You Decide

I've always wanted to do "Who Wore It Best" but......





I think which face is best, would be more fun...New Whitney, or Crackhead Whitney?

Who is This Woman?

Awwwww man, something tells me this dignified woman pictured here will not be as fun as the woman who gave us such quotes as "crack is whack", "kiss my ass", or my personal favorite "hell to the naw". Well, I'm actually hoping for a relapse, because I can't recall a single Whitney Houston performance being as entertaining as the one below!

BET Awards 2009

A network that I normally have to look-up on the TV guide grid, because I've elected to upgrade my taste, but in honor of Michael Jackson I decided to give BET(Blacks Enjoying Tomfoolery) another shot. It's like eating food from the one aunt who doesn't wash her hands....You know you're going to get sick, but you take one for the team, so your cousins don't get upset. So here goes the BET Awards 2009...

I was overly excited before the show began, since one of the Wayans brothers slipped up and mentioned New Edition was going to make an appearance, and indeed they did. Despite their differences with the drug user in the group, New Edition remains constant professionals and perfectionist, which showed on stage.....ok, Bobby Brown looked like he'd woofed down a bucket of Popeye's right before the show, but at least he's gotten that sweat problem that he and Whitney Houston shared under control!

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Other than old reruns of In Living Color, I just don't find Jamie Foxx to be funny AT ALL. However, he made me laugh hysterically in the beginning with his Beat It tribute. I actually called my mom to tell her to watch.........Unfortunately, I had to call her back to apologize this morning. It was like eating lobster as an appetizer, followed by a helping of pork n' beans.

Guy- They reminded me of the pimp from the movie I'm Gonna Git U Sucka, who gets out of prison and thinks he still has what it takes, sporting fishbowl platforms!

Ciara- You're a dancer, so give Cap' n Crunch his outfit back, and pull Chris Brown on stage to recreate the Scream video.....Oh, sorry BET isn't that creative!

Beyonce- Obviously got the awards mixed up with an audition for a part in EVITA . Now you want to be taken seriously...well stop showing up on stage in just your panties, and maybe we would actually take you seriously!

Don Cornellius - I wonder if he runs CNN, since he took as long on that stage as CNN did to confirm MJ's death!

Lil Wayne- Just Wrong! On stage performing "I wish I could f*ck every girl in the world," while little 10 yr old girls danced in tutus.....BET never short on class!

Zoe Saldana - Did you really have to tell the world that Nichelle Nichols was still dropping the kids off at the pool?....She probably let her walk on stage with tissue on her feet too!

Jamie Foxx & Neyo- Great finale, but is it really necessary to perform 10 songs each, there is other talent out there....barely, but there's some!

Although I was disappointed with most of the show, there were a few touching moments like, Beyonce's acceptance speech, Marlon Wayans, Wyclef Jean, and of course my JANET!!!! Janet I love you, but honey it's summertime. Don't start raiding MJ's wardrobe just yet!

Thanks, but no thanks BET, I would have preferred a few video tributes, and then a separate MJ tribute show in the near future. "That's What She Said"

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