Amy Winehouse Was Planning to Adopt

According to the Sunday Mirror, Amy Winehouse was preparing to adopt a 10-year-old girl from the island of St. Lucia, named Dannika Augustine before her death....Damn, that kid had it bad if Amy Winehouse made for a better option!

MTV Honors Amy Winehouse

MTV Networks announced a special day of tribute to Amy Winehouse's musical legacy....Oh, great, so they're planning to play her 'Rehab' video for 24 hours straight, with Snooki as host!

Amy Winehouse Dead at Age 27

London police reported that they found the 27 year old singer's dead body at a flat in Camden Square, north London...Carry on with your weekend medical examiners, no autopsy needed!

Winehouse High On Stage

Amy Crackhouse actually shows up for a concert, and gives exactly the performance you would expect from a junkie.....I will never get tired of watching crack heads act sexy!

Tweet of the Week

Amy Winehouse took to Twitter to let her followers know that she wants to get behind the wheel of a car bad.....

Amy Winehouse says:
"I WANT. DRIVING LESSONS..an machete BUT.IWANT.DRIVING.LESSONS.MORE. I NEEEEEEEEEED DRIVING LESSONS..an machete BUT.IWANT.DRIVING.LESSONS.MORE> auntie rene more.! i'll pay, you jus come' long fo' craziness."


Chalaire says:
"I can't imagine a world where Amy Winehouse is capable of driving to get her own drugs...but, something tells me she won't even get pass the written test!

Winehouse Leaks

Amy Winehouse went to the hospital last weekend, and her dad decided to reveal the reason why, "It wasn't because she had a cold. She's fine, she just had a little leaky something or other." He said that as he pointed to his chest....leakage, huh? Something tells me she couldn't find an open liquor store?

Check Those Out

You can't get Amy Winehouse to go to rehab, no no no, but she will go to a plastic surgeon......and you thought she had insane access to drugs before!

Something Smells

Amy Winehouse is said to be in talks to launch her own perfume....Makes sense, a beautiful smell is exactly what I think of when I look at the singer...Plus, I would love to see what Shitoulet'Sur le Cracke' smells like!