MTV Honors Amy Winehouse

MTV Networks announced a special day of tribute to Amy Winehouse's musical legacy....Oh, great, so they're planning to play her 'Rehab' video for 24 hours straight, with Snooki as host!

Unfair Reality TV Question on SAT

A Scholastic Aptitude Test (SAT) question asking test-takers to write an essay about reality television programs has generated a wave of protest by students who say they don't watch the programs, prompting statements like, "I don't watch TV at all so it was hard for me. I have no interest in reality TV shows," another poster said."....Yeah, well that's how most of us felt regarding those Christopher Columbus and Great Britain questions!

That Couple is BROKE

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag may be filling for bankruptcy soon. The couple says "they feel like idiots" because not only are they penniless after throwing money away on homes, cars and Heidi's "music career", but they are now currently homeless and owe $2 million in taxes.....Really, THIS is what makes them feel like idiots?!?

Don't Call Me Tranny

MTV issued an apology after GLAAD spoke out about the use of the word "Tranny" during last week's Jersey Shore reunion special. GLAAD had this to say "It was one of the most blatantly transphobic scenes aired anywhere on television in the last few years."....It's getting "regodamdiculous" to not be able to shorten the word transgender when referring to a hot mess freak show.

There's a Situation

The Situation, said this to Life & Style magazine about Dancing With The Stars "I'm a big fan of the show. I heard they work out six hours a day or something. So I might be even more ripped than I already am!"...Call me crazy but, he has a horrible stomach for someone who bases his whole "persona" on his abs!

Bad Hosting, Bad Skit

Not only did Chelsea Handler fail as a VMA host, but during the middle of the show she jumped into a hot tub with the cast of the Jersey Shore....Can you say STD bouillabaisse?!?

Dancing With The Stars New Line-Up

The full list of contestant's for the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars has been released…



- DAVID HASSELHOFF

- MICHAEL BOLTON

- RICK FOX

- BRANDY

- FLORENCE HENDERSON

- THE SITUATION

- JENNIFER GREY

- MARGARET CHO

- BRISTOL PALIN

- AUDRINA PARTRIDGE

- KURT WARNER

- KYLE MASSEY



Clearly, there is a star strike going on in hollywood, as the show should now be titled, DWRP....Dancing With Random People!

Snooki is Moving To The Bronx

Jersey Shore's Snooki, says she's not having luck finding love, so she's going to relocate to the Bronx to help the situation. "I am still living with my mom at the moment, but once filming is over, I want to move to The Bronx, because there's loads of Guidos there, and I might meet a nice one out walking the dog or something.".....honey, the only dogs walking around in the Bronx, are those on their way to a dog fight!

When Senseless People Meet

Jersey Shore meets Hilton sisters. The two women who represented the low point of human civilization five years ago, meet the two women who represent the low point of human civilization now....This is a perfect photo for "None of the Above" as the correct answer!

Dirty Jersey

MTV's Snooki, stopped by her friend, "Cake Boss" Valastro's bakery to shoot a scene for the TLC reality show, Cake Boss, when a photo of her muddy car was captured....so that's the secret to getting her tan to look like caked on mud!

MTV Makes Changes

MTV Networks has quietly removed "music television" from their logo recently....Congratulations, the network has finally gotten something right!

Snooki Speaks

Snooki from MTV's Jersey Shore, says she doesn't want to be Heidi Montag....well, after 10 plastic surgery procedures at the age of 23, it's safe to say that Heidi Montag doesn't want to be Heidi Montag either!

Lights Out

I've been avoiding Jersey Shore, the new Guido reality show on MTV, but....if I knew Chris Brown was making an appearance, I would have checked it out! Must see clip!