Ann Curry Debuts as 'Today' Co-Host

A new pop culture quote comes to mind when I think of Ann Curry replacing Meredith Vieira, as the new Today show co-host.....She's a "Non-Mutha F*ckin Factor!"

Toss to the Douche Bag

Kanye West was recently quoted as saying "I'm not a good celebrity." Well, after watching his interview with Matt Lauer this morning on the Today Show..Finally, there's an award that Kanye he and MTV agree on!



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Dina Lohan Speaks To Matt Lauer

Dina Lohan spoke exclusively to "The Today Show"'s Matt Lauer on this morning about Lindsay Lohan. When asked what are her plans in straightening Lindsay's life out when she finishes serving time, Dina replied, "She's moving to NYC, because L.A. is different, and NYC will be better for her"....She's right about that, waiting on the damn N train to go get her drugs will have her sober in no time!

It's in The NBC Water

Rumor has it that Matt Lauer's marriage is headed for splitsville, after The National Enquirer alleged the Today Show host was participating in sex Olympics with other women, while covering the Winter Olympics in Vancouver....Sounds like 'The National Enquirer' wins the prize for answering that burning Today Show question..."Where in the world is Matt Lauer?"

Victoria is Nasty

The Today Show aired an investigative report where Victoria Secret employees revealed, that it's common practice for the lingerie shop to accept return underwear that have been worn. In fact, one employee said, "if there is an odor in the panties, we are instructed to spray and hang the garment up overnight, then resell"......ewwwww, now that's one little secret Victoria should have kept to herself!

Hollywood's Accessory Gone Bad

Anita Tedaldi, adopted a black baby, but later returned the child because she felt they were not connecting....not connecting? Did she not buy enough hot sauce?...What The f%*k! I wonder if she only gets a store credit, since it's over 30 days!

Al Roker's Not a Joke

Speidi paid a visit to the Today Show this morning, while Matt Lauer was apparently still dropping the kids off at the pool. No worries, weatherman Al Roker stepped up, and it was quite amusing. The couple later admitted to Ryan Seacrest that the weatherman made Heidi cry....I wonder if it was because he finally predicted the weather!