'Brady Bunch' Mom Got Crabs in One Night Stand

Florence Henderson, now 77, claims that former New York City mayor, John Lindsay gave her a bad case of crabs, in her new book, "Life Is Not a Stage." The famed Brady Bunch mom says she woke up after a one night stand with Lindsay, covered in "little black things" crawling on her body....No, it was not Gary Coleman and friends!

Florence Henderson Flash Viewers

The soldiers can all come home from the war now, because Florence Henderson lifted her shirt on live TV, flashing the viewers of Dancing With Stars....showing us where the weapons of mass destruction have been hiding!