Chubby Chaser

Precious actress, Gabourey Sidibe, walked the red carpet at the BET Awards, with a handsome young man, who is now being reported as her boyfriend....Oh, great, someone loves her the way she is, now she'll never lose weight!

CP Time

Now, I've heard of CP Time, (colored people time) as I've been known to suffer from that genetic disorder myself, but this is ridiculous. BET has just released this Michael Jackson video tribute, which was supposed to air during the BET Awards two weeks ago....Oh, this is embarrassing black people. Set the clocks ahead a week or two, that's how I beat the odds!

Chris Brown Denied

It's rumored that Chris Brown (huge MJ fan) was scheduled to perform a Michael Jackson dance tribute at the BET awards, but Jay Z threatened he and Beyonce would pull out of the show if Chris Brown performed......so, the viewers got stuck with JJ from Good Times walking back and forth, and Beyonce's musical equivalent of NyQuil. We're all familiar with Chris Brown's boxing skills, but here's a clip of the skills that matter!

Cock a Doodle Doo

Girrrrrrl, if you don't believe you look good, no one else will....and I assure you, no one else does!