Pam Will Dance

Pamela Anderson has signed on for the next season of Dancing With the Stars. The former Baywatch beauty has agreed to all terms, and the deal went through without a hitch......I'm sure ABC is ecstatic to not have to provide a celebrity trailer, because you know this trash has her own!

Beauty Sleep

Next month, Whitney Houston will be performing on Good Morning America, but it will be a pre-taped performance, because the diva refuse to wake up early....Hey, you can't expect a crackhead to give up drugs and sleep, it's called 12 Steps for a reason!