Broken Hearted

Right before dating Russell Brand, Katy Perry abruptly ended her relationship with ex, Travis McCoy, the front man of, Gym Class Heroes, who is now releasing a song chronicling his heartbreak...clearly, she has a type, guys who look like they have mold growing on them!

Dirty Wedding

Pop singer of the moment, Ke$ha, has mentioned she wants to be in the wedding party of Katy Perry and Russell Brand's upcoming wedding.....Shouldn't the number of people who look like they need a shower be kept to a minimum, out of respect for the wedding guest?

Katy Perry Looks Like Trash....and Likes It!

Be Afraid....You can check that off your list....mission accomplished!

Headed Down The Aisle

Katy Perry and Russell Brand got engaged and rang in the New Year in India, where they reportedly had their relationship blessed by a guru just before midnight on New Year's Eve. The couple was even seen donning traditional Indian outfits during the blessing....sounds like a smart way to get your man to finally change his clothes!

Hot Shirt

Katy Perry seen rocking lyrics to one of my FAVORITE rap songs EVER, by Mobb Deep and Lil' Kim across her chest, "The Real Shit, Shit to make you FEEL shit"....funny she chose those lyrics, because her boyfriend always look like he smells like shit!

Someone at MTV decided to awake from their creative slumber, and produce something have way decent, a parody of West Side Story, to promote the MTV Video Music Awards, starring Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Cobra Starship, Leighton Meester, Ne-Yo, and host Russell Brand...BTW, if you stopped watching MTV years ago, because they suck, then you definitely won't know any of these artist!