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Showing posts with label Tiger Woods Crash. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tiger Woods Crash. Show all posts

Monday, February 22, 2010

It's My Blog and I Can Get On A Soap Box if I Wanna...Soapbox if I Wanna!



Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, nice mea culpa, but if I catch him apologizing again, he'll be running from my 9' iron next. It's ENOUGH already! I'm so sick of everyone carrying on like the man murdered someone, he just f*cked a few broads, who consented...I mean really? What's the big deal, we all have flaws...is it because Tiger had 17 flaws, all with blonde hair and blue eyes? It hasn't been this much outrage over filmmaker, Roman Polanski, who drugged and raped an underage child, or Charlie Sheen, who shot one girlfriend, and threatened to kill his wife. Oh, and don't give me that lame excuse about Charlie Sheen not portraying himself as a role model, so he isn't held to the same standards, because I know a lot of rappers who don't portray themselves as role models either, but they sure as hell wouldn't be working on CBS' "Three and a Half Men" after shooting someone. Do you want to know why?...because it's hard to film that show from prison!



Speaking of being a role model, did I miss the Tiger Woods "I am a Role Model" commercial? I only recall seeing the "I am Tiger Woods" ad, so if the public feels mislead, blame the ridiculous media, because we're talking about a f*cking golfer, Role Models for people who watch golf died in 1912.



Wow, how times have changed, a public apology for sleeping with 17 bimbos...you know, that use to be called a good month. "That's What She Said"

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

White Women Chaos Continues


Tiger Woods' mother-in-law was admitted to the hospital with stomach pains early Tuesday after a pre-dawn 911 call was made from his Florida mansion.... let's hope it's not because she found out she was "jumpoff" #10. Hey Tiger, I understand you're a Nike spokesperson but ..."Just Do It" doesn't mean Just Do Everyone!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Where There's Smoke...


Us Weekly is confirming that Tiger Woods has indeed been having an affair, but not with Rachel Uchitel, as previously reported, but with Jaimee Grubbs, a 21 year old cocktail waitress. Jaimee claims she's been having a long-term affair with Woods, and has a voicemail, photos, and over 300 texts to prove it....Dude, Hell hath no fury like a wife with a few 9 irons in the house!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Fender Bender



As most already know, Tiger Woods, was involved in a minor accident outside of his home over Thanksgiving. It's been alleged that Tiger's wife beat him with his golf club after learning of an affair...watch out Tiger, looks like your wife has her first Major win!



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