Gabourey Sidibe Steps Out With Boyfriend

Actress Gabourey Sidibe was seen with her new boyfriend, court side during the New Jersey Nets vs Milwaukee Bucks game on Saturday. She isn't bad looking, but she can stand to lose a hundred pounds or so....says his leg!

Elle Accused of Retouching Gabourey Sidibe's Skin Color

Gabourey Sidibe is one of four celebrities to appear on separate covers of Elle Magazine's October 25th anniversary issue. However, the magazine is drawing criticism for digitally retouching Sidibe's photo to make her skin look several shades lighter.....I'm not sure why they chose to lighten her skin, when there are close to 500 other things on her body to lighten up!

Mariah...Pregnant or Not?

After months of speculation, Nick Cannon is revealing that Mariah Carey is NOT pregnant. Aside from being fat, the singer sparked rumors when she pulled out of Tyler Perry's movie, For Colored Girls ....Sounds like a miscarriage to me, but I don't gossip, I just poke fun. With that said....Maybe she's pregnant now, cows always have calves in the spring and that's about 9 months away!

Chubby Chaser

Precious actress, Gabourey Sidibe, walked the red carpet at the BET Awards, with a handsome young man, who is now being reported as her boyfriend....Oh, great, someone loves her the way she is, now she'll never lose weight!

Gabby's a Diva

More than a few people are reporting that actress Gabourey Sidibe was a very unpleasant diva at the White House Correspondent's dinner last week, including The Washington Post's, Jonathan Capehart, describing her behavior as "horrible"....WOW, you would think someone who looks like her, would be so nice that she bakes brownies for people to compensate...Oh my bad, she already ate them!

"My Wife's a Great Cook"

Nick Cannon has gone on record to convince the world that Mariah Carey can cook....that shouldn't be too hard, just carry this picture in your wallet...I wouldn't be surprised if cow is her favorite dish...you are what you eat!

Live From New York

Precious star, Gabourey "Gabby" Sidibe, has been tapped to host an upcoming episode of Saturday Night Live........Wow, that's fantastic, congratulations Gabby! In other news, a construction crew was seen widening the doors at NBC studios!

Gabby is Gaga

Last week on the red carpet of the Oscars, Gabourey Sidibe took a look at Gerard Butler and said, "I'd hit that".....by "hit that" she means, she will knock him out if he dare touch her stuffed crust pizza!

Vanity Queen

As a reporter from the show, The Insider, discussed plastic surgery with Monique, she asked the comedian if she would ever go under the knife......um, how about getting her to go under a razor first!

The Shocking Truth

Howard Stern has managed to outrage everyone by speaking the truth. The Sirius jock had these words for "Precious" star, Gabourey Sidibe, "There's the most enormous, fat black chick I've ever seen. She is enormous. Everyone's pretending she's apart of show business and she's never going to be in another movie.".......Come on people, you know the only reason she showed up to the Oscars, is because she thought it was the same company that makes hot dogs!

Sorry Gabby

Gabourey Sidibe loss the best actress award to a well deserved Sandra Bullock....which is kind of sad, considering the fortune the Precious star must have spent on airfare!

Monique Explains Hairy Situation

Oscar nominated actress, Monique, recently told Barbara Walters, that the reason she doesn't shave her legs is because it's painful, her husband doesn't mind, and he isn't going anywhere....Now that's a woman who is secure and comfortable in her own hair....err skin!

Hair No

Comedian, Mo'Nique, took home the Golden Globe for best supporting actress for her dramatic role as an abusive mom in "Precious', but it looks like she keeps forgetting to take home some razors for those legs!

This is absolutely disgusting, so I must "go in" on Mo'Nique....

- She's obviously representing TEAM JACOB, coming to the Golden Globes looking like a wolf!

- Is that chinchilla?

- It's a good possibility the reason she doesn't shave is because she's too fat to bend over!

- Speaking of being fat, removing that hair has got to bring her weight down 50lbs!

- Can someone please airlift this chick into a bathtub full of Nair!

Mo'Nique, I can go on and on, but I'm going to conclude with this...just because bears hibernate during the winter, doesn't mean they shouldn't take care of their fur!

Carey Looking Scary

No drunken speeches this time, as Mariah Carey wasn't nominated for a Golden Globe award, but she did manage to BYOG....Bring Your Own Globes!

Give This Woman An Award

Mariah Scary won "Breakthrough Performance" at the Palm Springs Film Festival for her tiny role in the movie, Precious. I don't know about her acting being breakthrough, but her acceptance speech sure was....Let's just say, she should have thanked Grey Goose vodka, and you better believe I just wrote her name in on the SAG Awards ballot sheet...could be a memorable award season!

Oh So Precious

There's already Oscar nomination talk around the movie Precious, starring comedian Monique, and Mariah Carey.....after looking at Mariah Carey without make-up, for more than 2 hours in this film...I say the audience deserves a damn Oscar!

Tweet of the Week

Comedienne Monique, decided to dedicate her Twitter status to dissing singer, Keri Hilson....


PhatGirlMonique says:
"I like that Keri Wilson girl.
She remind me of a fake ciara im just saying.
I no damn well that skinny bird looking bitch didnt.
Keri wilson fucked up Beyonce is My girl.
How that bitch gon hate on beyonce Ms. Wilson get it together.
Wilson, Hilson hell i dont give a damn.
Let me stop 4 a bitch write a song about me. then imma have to give that bitch a 2 piece then a bump all my big girls no what im talking bout"....

Chalaire says:...After all those chicken references, I hope her fat ass was able to find her way to a KFC!

Lady in Red

Mariah Scarey's movie career may be looking up, as her new film Precious is garnering some rave reviews, from EW's Oscar Watchers Dave Karger and Missy Schwartz..... Well, she should hurry up and get it released, instead of releasing photos like this, where she looks like she's modeling for Lane Bryant!