Looney JetBlue Flight Attendant to Get Reality Show

CBS is reporting that former JetBlue flight attendant, Steven Slater, has been pitched a reality show. The show will follow Steven from city to city giving people advice on how to leave their jobs....Warning, Warning, Warning...just take the advice that applies to you, because some of you idiots work in high-rise buildings!

Snooki is Moving To The Bronx

Jersey Shore's Snooki, says she's not having luck finding love, so she's going to relocate to the Bronx to help the situation. "I am still living with my mom at the moment, but once filming is over, I want to move to The Bronx, because there's loads of Guidos there, and I might meet a nice one out walking the dog or something.".....honey, the only dogs walking around in the Bronx, are those on their way to a dog fight!

In Other Idol News

Adam Lambert returned to American Idol this week, as a mentor for the remaining contestants. This is a position dedicated for successful musicians, who share their professional tips on what it takes to be a success.....
hmmm, which of these two things don't belong?
a) Adam Lambert
b) successful musician
Call me crazy but, didn't he lose American Idol last year?

Big Loss

Kirstie Alley's show "Big Life" continues to tank in the ratings. The audience is disappearing more and more each week, and is currently the lowest rated show on A&E....well, at least something around her is getting smaller!

Lights Out

I've been avoiding Jersey Shore, the new Guido reality show on MTV, but....if I knew Chris Brown was making an appearance, I would have checked it out! Must see clip!

Another Bad Decision

First, Jay Leno in prime time 5 nights a week, now NBC Universal struck a deal to air Bravo's Real Housewives franchise in syndication 5 nights a week...It's obvious that the executives at NBC took the same college courses as MTV execs, called, "How to turn a successful network into shit!"

Father Of The Year

After raiding the joint account he had with his ex-wife, Jon Gosselin, admitted to loud mouth news anchor, Nancy Grace, that he would like to break the pattern of bad parenting....I agree, break the pattern and give the money back, so your kids don't end up doing my mani/pedi next week!

Not So Fast

Jon Gosselin has been accused of raiding $230,000 from a joint bank account with his now ex-wife Kate. leaving her with only $1,000.....Everybody calm down, calm down, I believe once he finds out that Proactiv doesn't cost that much, he'll return the rest!