Ellen...Ouuuuut

As previously reported Ellen DeGeneres, who became a judge on American Idol last season, is now out.....Considering all of the money that was spent on her wardrobe choices last season, she should have no problem landing a gig as a blackjack dealer!

Demanding Diva

Ellen DeGeneres is making her mark over at American Idol, now that the new judge has insisted she get a $150,000 dollar clothing allowance for custom-made items while she's on the show......obviously suspenders and jockstraps are experiencing inflation!

Ellen Speak To Critics

Ellen DeGeneres Has the following to say to her critics, who are saying she will not be a weak judge on American Idol:

Ellen says:
"Apparently, there's a lot of debate going on right now, whether I'm qualified or not to be the new judge on 'American Idol'… I know what it's like to be judged. So, I will be kind. I will be compassionate. I will be empathetic, I will be truthful, and I will be an honest judge without being mean."

Chalaire says:
I will be bored, I will be changing the channel, I will be watching something less gay!

Paula Gets Her Boogie On

Paula Abdul delivered one of the best moments on VH1 Divas, when she came out dressed and dancing like Ellen DeGeneres.... If she would have just done this instead of those crappy critiques, she would probably still be on American Idol!

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She May Need Help

If ever a suicide watch was needed, it's now. Paula Abdul is feeling the repercussions of trying to play hardball with American Idol producers. I think we need to keep an eye on her....she's already committed career suicide, who's to say she will stop there!

New Judge

Ellen DeGeneres announced she is taking Paula Abdul's place as the fourth judge on American Idol....Wow, that came from left field. I like Ellen, but I don't like the way American Idol is "Jumping The Shark"...I guess it's important to have a gay perspective on a gay show!

Ryan Seacrest Weighs In

Ryan Seacrest took to Twitter about Paula Abdul's departure from American Idol, but he misspelled her name "Idol and the cast have grown with each other over the last 8 seasons..I can't imagine the panel without puala. She's a star & a great friend.".....I'm thinking "puala" is his drag queen, and he's still waiting to release a statement about Abdul.

Paula Says Bye

Paula Abdul has confirmed through Twitter, that she's not returning to American Idol. The singer is said to have turned down a $10 million dollar pay day, compared to Ryan Seacrest's $45 million dollar deal....I know, they say men are still being paid more than women, but in this case, gays are too!

Congratulations Kara Dioguardi!

Apparently, being a competent songwriter is more interesting than an erratic, alleged drug using, nut job, who can't complete a sentence to save her life...so much for priorities!