Kirstie Alley bikini Image

Kirstie Alley bikini Image

Kirstie Alley Takes a Fall While Dancing

Kirstie Alley and "Dancing with the Stars" partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy took a tumble on the dance floor, just seconds into their rumba routine to "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" Monday night. Chmerkovskiy fell to the floor, then came up limping, after the overweight actress leaned on his leg too long....It's time to call Jenny Craig back, when dancing with you becomes the world's most dangerous job!

Tweet of the Week

After reports of Charlie Sheen's bender in Las Vegas last weekend, Kirstie Alley took to her Twitter to urge the TV star to get help with his addiction, tweeting:



Kirstie Alley says: "Charlie Sheen… you have TWO beautiful girls… Perhaps for the sake of these children, you can decide to QUIT hanging with porn stars & hos."





Chalaire says: "Hey Twinkie eater, addiction is addiction!"

Paris Hilton Busted With Drugs

Paris Hilton was arrested for posession of cocaine. In other shocking news...Catholic Priests have sex with children, and Kirstie Alley is fat!

Big Loss

Kirstie Alley's show "Big Life" continues to tank in the ratings. The audience is disappearing more and more each week, and is currently the lowest rated show on A&E....well, at least something around her is getting smaller!

Tweet Of The Week

Kirstie Alley sends a tweet to Star Jones stating she's no fan of Tonight Show host Conan O'Brien....


Star Jones says: Like I don't know what it is to be called FAT, UGLY & LAZY. Hell…people called me that on TV & in print! I'm not preaching…I'm sharing!


Kirstie Alley says: @StarJonesEsq WHAT!!!! SOMEONE OUT THERE "ACTUALLY" MAKES FUN OF FAT CELEBRITIES? NOOOOOOO!!!!! I'M SHOCKED!!!! lol

Star Jones says: 1st laugh this morning! You NUT. LOL



Kirstie Alley says: @StarJonesEsq I'll tell you ONE BITCH I'm gonna knck out next time I see her is CONAN O'BITCH O'BRIAN..that guy acts like I bit his dick off

Star Jones says: @kirstiealley You know Conan probably "wanted some" and you chumped him…I know a few brothers from Brooklyn who owe me! LOL

Kirstie Alley says: @StarJonesEsq lol…maybe it's because I wouldn't go on his late late late late night show..who knows..the bitten dick makes more sense..lol



Chalaire says: It's amazing how fat chicks are always able to interject eating references into any subject...that's a real gift!

Starting to See Results

Everyone's been wondering what happened to all of the free gym equipment that Kirstie Alley was given....I think it's fair to say she ate it!

This Lil Piggy

I'm not exactly sure why Kirstie Alley's weight gain was such big news.....At her proudest moment she appeared on Oprah in something she called a bikini, and a pair of spanks that pulled everything so tight, they left her looking like she had a bad C-Section scar in the middle of her belly......If that was the best she could do, then why not eat!