'To Catch A Predator' Host Nailed By Hidden Camera

The National Enquirer is reporting that they've caught the "To Catch A Predator" host, Chris Hansen, cheating on his wife with local NBC anchor Kristyn Caddell, a woman 21 years younger than him....Hi, I'm Chris Hansen, you must be with "To Catch a Cheater?!"

Whitney's Daughter Busted Snorting Cocaine

Whitney Houston’s daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown snorted lines of cocaine at a party recently and it was all caught on camera, and the photos will be released in The National Enquirer.....Hey, at least she pays attention to her mom...crack is wack!

O.J. Simpson Gets "Juiced" in Prison

The National Enquirer is reporting that O.J.Simpson was severely beaten inside a Nevada prison, by a white supremest. According to the magazine the trouble started after a few skinheads overheard Simpson bragging about his sexual conquests of white woman....Let me get this straight, he can kill your women, he just can't f*ck them!

It's in The NBC Water

Rumor has it that Matt Lauer's marriage is headed for splitsville, after The National Enquirer alleged the Today Show host was participating in sex Olympics with other women, while covering the Winter Olympics in Vancouver....Sounds like 'The National Enquirer' wins the prize for answering that burning Today Show question..."Where in the world is Matt Lauer?"