You're So Vain

An ex lover of A-Rod is speaking out about his ego with this statement, "He was so vain, he had not one, but two painted portraits of himself." When you look that good, whose picture are you supposed to hang up? Let me just say this, never in my life have ever had dreams of being a mirror until now!

Another Cheater

Boston Red Sox slugger David Ortiz, nickname "Big Papi," is the latest MLB player to be named as a steroid user...Well, if he's using steroids, we know what's NOT the reason for his nickname Big Papi. Ortiz told the media he couldn't comment until he found out exactly what drug he tested positive for......Ok, go home, check your medicine cabinet, and get back to us!