50 Cent and Chelsea Handler's Hot Date

50 Cent and Chelsea Handler were spotted on a date over the weekend, after 50 Cent begged the comedian several times via Twitter.....So not only is his name 50, but his date looks it!

Tweet Fight

This years MTV Video Music Awards telecast may have lacked drama, but the aftermath on Twitter is living up to expectations. The sometime funny Chelsea Handler and blog king/queen Perez Hilton is going at it....



Perez Says: I usually like her, but Chelsea Handler is sucking at the #VMAs - hard!







Perez Says: @chelseahandler At least I didn't have to fuck my way to a talk show and sleep with the head of the network. #TedHarbert







Chelsea Says: @perezhilton oh, fuck off. I had a blast and the show was awesome last night. Bomb? Your life is a bomb









Perez Says: @chelseahandler And who'd you blow to get the VMA hosting gig? I'm more than happy with my bomb life. It's da bomb.com! xo







Chelsea Says: Just got word...Highest rated vma's since 2002. Good job, mtv! Good job, kiddo. Oh, its on tonight. Game on









Perez Says: @ChelseaHandler I still think you're usually very funny - and you probably have a larger penis than me! xoxo









Chalaire Says: I usually don't condone fights between men and women, but in this case...."game on" in the words of my man Chelsea Handler!

Lindsay Lohan Makes VMA Appearance

Lindsay Lohan made her first post-jail appearance in a video with Chelsea Handler at the VMA's. Smart move on the part of Chelsea Handler....she finally found a way to look younger!

Flying Jokes

Jesse James' mistress, Michelle McGee, is fuming at comedian, Chelsea Handler, for saying her face looked like a magazine. McGee hit back with a joke about Chelsea's bat wings, saying "I've seen better wings in a bucket of KFC chicken."......
I think it's hilarious that THESE TWO are cracking on each other's looks, REALLY? This is a case of having what the other needs....McGee could use a nice conservative look, and Chelsea could use some of that ink to cover up her "34 year old" neck!

Playboy Miracle

If you're finding it hard to breathe, it's probably all of the AIR from the BRUSH that was used on Chelsea Handler's Playboy cover!

Rough Times For Chelsea

Comedienne Chelsea Handler of Chelsea Lately, reportedly dumped her boyfriend, Comcast CEO, and her direct supervisor at E!, Ted Harbert.....She might want to rethink that decision, before the new title of that show is Have You Seen Chelsea... Lately?