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Showing posts with label Poker Face. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Poker Face. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Lady Gaga to Pose Nude



Lady Gaga is considering posing naked for Playboy, "she thinks it will be an experience, and she's always looking to grow as an artist," says a friend......I have to admit that I'm actually excited to see her issue, yup, the first hermaphrodite in Playboy! I'm sure Playboy has a special team working on masks to cover up her VoVoVoVoVoVvo Vomit face!

Friday, June 11, 2010

Lady Gaga Has a Beer



Lady Gaga was spotted with friends, enjoying a beer at the San Diego Padres vs. New York Mets game Thursday in NYC....from the looks of her face in this photo, I'm thinking she was hit by a foul ball!

Monday, June 7, 2010

What a Sight



Lady Gaga arrived at New York's JFK airport this weekend after wrapping up her European tour.....I just want to say "thank you" to Gaga, for wearing those crazy shoes, because I was almost forced to look at that face!

Monday, March 1, 2010

Foolishness



I love lobster, but there's nothing appetizing about that face....My Cru Crust-a-cean face, my Crust-a-cean face...She thinks she's HOT, but her face is a NOT!

Monday, February 1, 2010

Interesting Choice



Lady GaGa showed up on the red carpet wearing something from the "Buttaface Clothing line"...clothing so ridiculous, you stare at everything but her face!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

GaGa Tumbles

Lady Gaga falls while performing "Teeth" at her concert in Montreal. GaGa ended up falling THREE times during that concert, the first show of her Monster Ball tour....and yes, the fall is as ugly as her poker face!



Tuesday, November 17, 2009

New Video

Beyonce's new video for "Video Phone" is hot! There are three things that stood out....Beyonce's new twins, and how much more busted Lady Gaga's face is when standing next to Beyonce!

Thursday, October 22, 2009

What Cha Wearing?


A top secret sketch of the outfits that Beyonce and Lady GaGa will wear in Beyonce's new video, "Video Phone", has surfaced.......oh leotards, didn't see that one coming. Head for the hills GaGa, the last hot singer who collaborated with Beyonce, gives her music away for free now!

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

GaGa Gossips


According to the NY Daily News, Lady GaGa will be filming an upcoming episode of Gossip Girl. The diva will be performing as herself....by the looks of this picture, that would be stool after someone eats spinach!

Speaking Of Lady GaGa

The talented pop star made a splash on MTV, long before her bloody VMA performance. In this clip Lady GaGa was apart of the prank show, Boiling Points, and does a good job at keeping her poker face during this staged prank...I say staged because I noticed the table at 34 seconds in.



Friday, October 2, 2009

Fame Kills


Lady GaGa and Kanye West's, "Fame Kills" tour was cancelled one week after it was announced. GaGa's choreographer, Laurie Ann Gibson, tweeted that it was due to "creative differences," but she did not elaborate....I'm guessing Kanye wasn't up for stopping his own set every night to say, "Lady GaGa is the best performer on this tour!"

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

What's That I Hear?


After witnessing Lady Gaga's talented, yet strange performances, and listening to a few of her interviews recently, I decided to do a "background check" on the "British" pop star. I was curious as to where in London she's from....London? This biatch is from the Bronx.... so not only does she rock a fake ass accent, but I now have to watch my purse if I meet her!

Monday, September 14, 2009

Embarrassing or Art?



Hey Lady Gaga, my mom always told me "never wear white while menstruating," now I know why...hope someone was able to find you a Tampon!

Poker Face


Lady Gaga is definitely talented and is said to be the Grace Jones and Freddie Mercury of our time (whoever they are), but thank goodness she knows to cover up her bu-bu-butta face, her bu-bu-butta face!
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