Fire Ball

Over the weekend, an unidentified golfer's routine swing in the rough, struck a rock and the impact caused a spark, which set off a blaze that eventually covered 25 acres, according to a rep at Shady Canyon Golf Course....Wow, now that's what I call a heat stroke!

Tiger Woods Divorce Finalized

Tiger Woods, and his Swedish wife, Elin Nordegren, divorced on Monday following the sex scandal that engulfed Woods late last year. No details of the divorce has been leaked, but......It's the first time in 9 months that he's outscored someone 16 to 0!

There's a Whore in the House

Laurence Fishburne's daughter, Montana Fishburne, has now admitted to being a prostitute one week after declaring she wants to be a porno star....Wow, a porno star and a prostitute, sounds like a comeback for Tiger Woods!

Tiger's Injured

Tiger Woods exited Golf's players championship tournament on Saturday, stating he's suffering from a bulging disk....well, we know he's not telling a lie, because all of his mistresses said the same!

Don't Speak

Tiger Woods' publicist gave him a list of dos and donts when speaking with the media this weekend during the Masters Tournament .....I wonder which list "Damn, that hole was tight" landed on!

Mistress Upset

One of Tiger Woods ex mistresses, Jamie Jungers released her own statement, stating she's upset because she was really in love with the golfer, and doesn't want to be known as a home wrecker....oh, poor thing. I wonder if endorsement wrecker works better for her?

Press Conference Day

Tiger Woods is set to speak to the media today during a well staged press conference, where he will not take any questions..... ah shucks, not even this one, "Hi Tiger, I'm Chalaire from 'That's What She Said,' can you tell my readers....of all the holes you landed your balls near, which did you enjoy the most?"

Tiger Takes a Run

Tiger Woods seen jogging around his neighborhood after sex rehab....I guess it's true, sex does burn calories!

Best Athlete

Tiger Woods of golf is the biggest deal in golf, and has now been named "Athlete of the Decade" by members of the Associated Press...well, there's no argument that he's the biggest swinger of the decade!

Enhanced Performance

Tiger Woods' doctor, Anthony Galea, was investigated for providing performance-enhancement drugs to clients, which has started speculation as to Tiger Woods' involvement with steroids....This should be interesting, since he is definitely putting up A-Rod numbers in the bedroom!

Merry Christmas

Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren was spotted pumping gas without her wedding ring on over the weekend. According to online reports, Elin will not leave Tiger until after Christmas....well, she better keep a close eye on the activity going on under the mistletoe!

Speaking Of "I AM" Ads

Nike is under pressure to permanently shelve their ads where young boys say "I Am Tiger Woods"....why? at least banging 10 women while being married is a realistic goal, that most of them are going to achieve...excuse me ALL of them will achieve!

Speaking Of Wood

Turns out Tiger Woods doesn't just have a great swing on the golf course, as another woman named Kalika Moquin has also been linked to having an affair with the golfer..... Damn, I believe Tiger should have no problem winning his next match, after these 3, he only has 15 holes left!

Where There's Smoke...

Us Weekly is confirming that Tiger Woods has indeed been having an affair, but not with Rachel Uchitel, as previously reported, but with Jaimee Grubbs, a 21 year old cocktail waitress. Jaimee claims she's been having a long-term affair with Woods, and has a voicemail, photos, and over 300 texts to prove it....Dude, Hell hath no fury like a wife with a few 9 irons in the house!

Fender Bender

As most already know, Tiger Woods, was involved in a minor accident outside of his home over Thanksgiving. It's been alleged that Tiger's wife beat him with his golf club after learning of an affair...watch out Tiger, looks like your wife has her first Major win!