New Couple Alert

Mad Men actress January Jones, and Saturday Night Live regular, Jason Sudeikis are Hollywood’s newest couple. I'm assuming the two hit it off last season, when January Jones became THE WORST SNL HOST OF ALL TIME.....It's safe to assume he'll cheat on her with musical guest, Ashlee Simpson!

Artie Lange Banned From HBO

Those of you who didn't fall asleep during the first 40 boring minutes of the Joe Buck show on HBO, found yourself witnessing either the crudest moment in live sports tv since Janet Jackson's drooping boob, or the most entertaining moment in sports tv since Janet Jackson's drooping boob. HBO has decided to ban Artie Lange from returning to the Joe Buck show, which is probably the best news that Lange could ever receive.....apparently it's safer for HBO's viewer to watch a bunch of 40 year old chicks having sex-in the city, than it is for a comedian to tell some crude jokes.