Tony Romo Engaged

Tony Romo proposed to his girlfriend Candice Crawford, sister of Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford . The NFL quarterback proposed at Candace's 24th birthday party...and Jessica Simpson posting her proposal photo in 3, 2, 1..!

It's Jessica Simpson's Turn

UsMagazine.com has confirmed that Jessica Simpson, became engaged to beau Eric Johnson on Thursday, just days after the news broke that her ex-husband, Nick Lachey, popped the question to his long time love, Vanessa Minnillo....I guess her boyfriend realized she was going to eat herself into oblivion after Nick's engagement news, so it was cheaper for him to buy Jessica's ring instead of her groceries!

Jack Has a Crush

According to many reports, Jack Nicholson asked Jessica Simpson out on a date. He reportedly invited Simpson to have dinner with him at his Beverly Hills home. However, Jessica has declined the offer....awww, seems like they would have a lot to talk about, diet secrets, finding the perfect swim suit, and the best way to eat pork!

Dream Man

Jessica Simpson was recently quoted as saying, "I just want a normal man! That's it! I think I've said I've wanted to date a chef"...she could have fooled me, I thought she was dating TWO chefs!

Lip Sync Next Time

Carrie Underwood sang the National Athem at Super Bowl XLIV. The performance was rocky, but at least she made it to the Super Bowl....Tony Romo didn't!

Out With Friends

Jessica Simpson was photo'd after leaving an organic restaurant with friends Tuesday night....I wonder if she ordered the stuff breast!

Jessica is Suing Star Magazine

Jessica Simpson is fuming over claims Star Magazine has made that she was linked to adulterer Tiger Woods. Jessica's publicist released this statement:

"Literally the only thing that's true in the story is the fact that they met. It was a quick meeting, and they posed for a photo together - that was it."

Good for you Jessica, someone should stop Star Magazine from spreading lies. I mean come on ....Tiger Woods into fat chicks is as ridiculous as saying he dated black women and midgets!

Sweet Crush

Jessica Simpson is said to be crushing hard on Smashing Pumpkins' front man Billy Corgan. The twosome connected at a mutual friend's party last month and were very flirty with one another....Here we go again, another guy that will make her cry, when he dumps her after smashing her pumpkin!

Sore Knees

This is a "twitpic" of Jessica Simpson....and the moral to this story is, adding 200 extra pounds of fat to the body, can be hazardous to the knees!

Jessica's New Diet

Jessica Simpson reveals to OK Magazine that since being dumped by Tony Romo on the eve of her birthday, she's lost 10 lbs in 10 days.....Tony Romo's diet is better, he lost 200 lbs in 1 day!

Fancy Seeing You

Well, well, well, look who owns gym clothes. A word of advice....Next time, don't wait until you lose your man to hit the gym, hit it when you see a picture like this!

Boo Hoo Hoo

Jessica Simpson is said to be sad, mad, and confused over her break up with Tony Romo. A family friend was quoted as saying "They just lost sight of things.".....Yeah, she lost sight of the treadmill, and he lost his eyesight looking at her fat a**!

Splitsville

According to several online reports, Jessica Simpson and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo have split up. Sources said the split happened a day before Simpson's 29th birthday.....Oh Jessica, can you blame him? I mean he is a NFL star quarterback, and you? well you're a cheeseburger away from being Anna Nicole Smith!