Cops say that they did not report seeing any illegal drugs in comedian, Artie Lange’s condo on Jan. 2, following a 911 call for his reported suicide attempt.....Um, he stabbed HIMSELF 9 times with a 13 inch Wolfgang Puck knife, I think it's safe to say all drugs were inside of him!
...I think it's also safe to say that Wolfgang Puck knives should be recalled!
Comedian, Artie Lange left Jersey City Medical Center after undergoing surgery in the wake of a suicide attempt, from nine self-inflicted knife wounds.....I love Artie Lange, which is why I'm going to say ....Wow, 9 stab wounds and he's still alive...it must have been a butter knife!
My favorite quotes from Facebook's "Get Well Artie" Page!
-WHAT THE HELL R U A DOPE !!! GET WELL YOU FUNNY BASTARD. Life wouldnt be the same without you!!! WE NEED FUNNY COMEDIANS AROUND SINCE THERE ARENT MANY LEFT!!!
-Artie, if you die, we're gonna send MaryAnn from Brooklyn to sing at your funeral!! Get better bro!
-Love Howard and the show and everyone on it, especially Artie…..he is very funny and very big-hearted….sad to think that he is so troubled.
-love ya buddy...we all have our demons Bud,Your Rock Bottom is here and u made it, so no way to go but up now Get well baby G We need you
-Your humor is what gets me through every shitty day sitting in a cubicle, laughing my ass off! Love you Artie!
