Adam Shaves His Head

Adam Lambert is debuting a new look for his summer tour. The former Idol contestant shaved his head....Will he also sing 'Karma Chameleon' and 'I'll Tumble for You'?

Quote of the Week

Adam Lambert recently told Frontier magazine, "I like pretty boys in their early-to-mid twenties. Make sure you print that."....This just in: Ryan Seacrest was seen attempting to buy a fake I.D. from a 20 year old gentleman!

In Other Idol News

Adam Lambert returned to American Idol this week, as a mentor for the remaining contestants. This is a position dedicated for successful musicians, who share their professional tips on what it takes to be a success.....
hmmm, which of these two things don't belong?
a) Adam Lambert
b) successful musician
Call me crazy but, didn't he lose American Idol last year?

Drug Haze

In a recent interview, American Idol alum, Adam Lambert, admitted to experimenting with drugs one time.....I bet it was the same day he bought those pants!

Mister Mister

Will and Jada Pinkett Smith gave each other a smooch during a press outing in Norway on Thursday....Adam Lambert should clearly move to Norway....they let dudes kiss each other on TV over there!

Corn Flake Face

Adam Lambert admits to having bad acne in a recent interview...looks like he's beyond an acne problem, he may want to get his face tested for gonorrhea!

Lambert's Kiss

ABC received over 1,500 complaints after Adam Lambert's performance at the AMA's. The performance had simulated oral sex, bad vocals and Adam kissing a dancer. I didn't find it to be a big deal...it's not the first time I've seen females kiss on TV!

Who Wears it Best?

Adam Lambert and Tammy Faye Baker separated at birth!

Speaking of Gay

Out Magazine presents class of 2009.....Am I the last to know that Cyndi Lauper's gay? It gives a whole new meaning to her hit, "Girls Just Wanna have fun!"

American Idol Winners Take Over

Several American Idol alums will perform on the American Music Awards this year....Like most reunions, the pretty girl that use to have it all, will show up looking like she lives next door to a Dunkin Donuts!

Exciting News for the Gay Community

Rolling Stone unveiled their new cover featuring Adam Lambert's coming out story...No surprise, I think we saw that through Stevie Wonder's eyes!


In Related News...
Eddie Murphy emerged to make an appearance on The Tonight Show last night, where it appeared he was trying to set up a date with actor Wesley Snipes, when he kept suggesting Wesley would be the best choice to play James Brown in a biopic! Unfortunately, there isn't a clip...I think Eddie took it with him when he went back inside his closet!

Your Secret's Safe With Me

Oh look, it's Adam Lambert.....still making a strong case of not being gay!

Looks Can Be Deceiving

Gay fans of American Idol's runner-up Adam Lambert are upset that the singer refuses to admit his homosexuality. Adam’s response is "I’m not admitting to anything. I think speculation keeps things really interesting."......Yeah, you tell em’ Adam! Now, excuse me while I place these photos back in your closet!