Artie Released From Hospital

Comedian, Artie Lange left Jersey City Medical Center after undergoing surgery in the wake of a suicide attempt, from nine self-inflicted knife wounds.....I love Artie Lange, which is why I'm going to say ....Wow, 9 stab wounds and he's still alive...it must have been a butter knife!



My favorite quotes from Facebook's "Get Well Artie" Page!

-WHAT THE HELL R U A DOPE !!! GET WELL YOU FUNNY BASTARD. Life wouldnt be the same without you!!! WE NEED FUNNY COMEDIANS AROUND SINCE THERE ARENT MANY LEFT!!!

-Artie, if you die, we're gonna send MaryAnn from Brooklyn to sing at your funeral!! Get better bro!

-Love Howard and the show and everyone on it, especially Artie…..he is very funny and very big-hearted….sad to think that he is so troubled.

-love ya buddy...we all have our demons Bud,Your Rock Bottom is here and u made it, so no way to go but up now Get well baby G We need you

-Your humor is what gets me through every shitty day sitting in a cubicle, laughing my ass off! Love you Artie!

-Get well Fat Artie

Damn Artie Damn!

It has been reported in Page 6, and confirmed by Howard Stern, that funny man Artie Lange attempted suicide. Artie's mom called 911 on Saturday morning after she found the blood-drenched comedian in his Hoboken apartment, reports say he stabbed himself 9 times.....thank goodness he's fat. He's so talented, so I hope he has it in himelf to take another stab at life!

Artie Lange Hospitalized

One of my favorite storytellers has been hospitalized. The 42-year-old former MADtv star, has recently been asked to take a leave of absence from the Howard Stern radio show, after the release of his first comedy album, Jack and Coke.....which I'm sure has a lot to do with him being hospitalized. Get well Artie...you're Too Fat To Fish, and too cool to die!

Artie Lange Banned From HBO

Those of you who didn't fall asleep during the first 40 boring minutes of the Joe Buck show on HBO, found yourself witnessing either the crudest moment in live sports tv since Janet Jackson's drooping boob, or the most entertaining moment in sports tv since Janet Jackson's drooping boob. HBO has decided to ban Artie Lange from returning to the Joe Buck show, which is probably the best news that Lange could ever receive.....apparently it's safer for HBO's viewer to watch a bunch of 40 year old chicks having sex-in the city, than it is for a comedian to tell some crude jokes.

My Man Artie Lange

In a street interview with TMZ, comedian Artie Lange showed why he's one of the coolest guys in showbiz, and also why he SHOULD continue smoking cigaretts!

Recommendation

Anyone who knows me knows that I love the entertainment industry. I'll listen to all kinds of music, I love more sports than a girl should, and I'll watch just about any TV show, especially reality TV. However, I'm really only a true fan of 5 entertainers....Janet Jackson, Howard Stern, Chris Rock, Terrell Owens, and new to the list is Artie Lange. Artie Lange is a comedian/actor, who joined the Howard Stern radio show several years ago. Artie managed to get Stern's attention during an impromptu visit to the show, when he told a story of being fired by Quincy Jones as a cast member on Mad TV for doing cocaine, beating up the producers who tried to intervene, and eventually assaulting a cop for trying to get him help. Artie's a self proclaimed loser who has written a book called "'Too Fat To Fish'". My right hand to the man above, this is one of the funniest books you'll EVER read!!! It debut at #1 on NYtimes best sellers list and stayed for 4 months, you'll catch anyone from David Letterman, Al Roker, Jimmy Fallon to The Onion recommending it. I can tell you I found myself laughing uncontrollably when reading the chapter where Artie describes going to score cocaine from an inner city black kid while dressed up in a Mad TV pig costume. His recount of encounters with Tom Cruise and John Travolta's son (who recently passed away) while filming a scene for the movie Jerry Maguire is LOL material, along with many many others….Too Fat To Fish is a must read!!! "That's What She Said"