Paris Hilton Talks Kim Kardashian

In a recent interview, Paris Hilton explained that she's not jealous that ex best friend, Kim Kardashian is more famous than she is these days, saying, "I'm not jealous, I am the original."....Nice, she gave a quote for Kim Kardashian and herpes all at once!

Ray J Says He Created Kim Kardashian

In an interview with Gossip On This, Ray J says he created ex-girlfriend Kim Kardashian, and Cocktail, who appeared in his show 'For The Love Of Ray J.' Brandy's lil' brother went on to say, "I don't hang with stars, I create stars. So you know Kim was created, Cocktail was created and now I'm off to a new project. They are great girls, they got good heads on their shoulders."....we already know about their good heads, we've seen the tapes!

Kim Kardashian Pissed Over Nude Photos

Kim Kardashian is so upset with her nude photos that appeared on the cover of W magazine that she has vowed never to...um, strip again. The socialite says she was promised she would be covered in art work, but instead, the magazine showed her nipple....You appeared in a sex tape, but upset with showing nipple?...is that like hookers who don't kiss?

American Idol News

Since my American Idol post yesterday, Ellen Degeneres has been fired...er quit, Kara Dioguardi has been fired, Jessica Simpson is off the possibility list, and now Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler are in as judges.....can you imagine the manpower that will be needed for her wigs, and his teeth to get ready for a live show?

Snooki is Moving To The Bronx

Jersey Shore's Snooki, says she's not having luck finding love, so she's going to relocate to the Bronx to help the situation. "I am still living with my mom at the moment, but once filming is over, I want to move to The Bronx, because there's loads of Guidos there, and I might meet a nice one out walking the dog or something.".....honey, the only dogs walking around in the Bronx, are those on their way to a dog fight!

Kardashians Give Advice

The Kardashian sisters: Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe, are writing an advice book, titled Kardashian Konfidential. The girls describe the book as, "an advice book with lots of fun tips and stories on everything about relationships.".....Finally, black women can learn the secrets to landing a black athlete!

When Senseless People Meet

Jersey Shore meets Hilton sisters. The two women who represented the low point of human civilization five years ago, meet the two women who represent the low point of human civilization now....This is a perfect photo for "None of the Above" as the correct answer!

Princess Taamii

Just imagine all the time this child will spend at a shrink's office, when she realizes that her parents thought it was cool for her to walk around looking like the Chucky doll!