Hefty Cinch Sak

I think it's safe to say, someone once told Rihanna that she could wear a garbage bag and look good, well they were correct...next up, potato sack!

Down She Goes

Rihanna took a tumble during a recent concert. I was trying to see what may have caused the fall, but I can't seem to see anything....oh wait, there it is, look really close, because it's very small, see it...she tripped over her talent!

Rihanna Rushed to Hospital

Immediately after performing a show in Zurich, Monday night, Rihanna was rushed to an emergency room in a black Mercedes accompanied by a camp of bodyguards, and assistants. However, the hospital's staff was given orders not to report on the situation....let's just hope she didn't get into an arguement with her baseball boyfriend, during batting practice!

Breaking Records

Rihanna's latest single 'Rude Boy' is #1 on Billboard's Hot 100, which makes her the first female artist to have six #1 singles in the United States since 2000.....Damn, just when I was getting use to not hearing or seeing Beyonce around!

Fashion Faux Pa

Most of the time Rihanna is a fashion home run, but this right here.....she looks like she forgot to take the hanger off her Snuggie!

Disturbia

Oh, that's just the L.A. Mexican gang member look...It's all the rage!

New Accusations For Rihanna's Man

New reports surfaced claiming L.A Dodgers star, Matt Kemp, and two of his teammates allegedly raped a 19 year old girl, when he was 17 years old. However, police never brought formal charges against them....hmmmm, an opportunity for cops to lock up 3 black boys, but they didn't seize the moment?...isn't that like hitting the lotto and not redeeming the ticket!

Rihanna Knows How To Pick Em'

According to Star Magazine, Rihanna's new boy toy, Matt Kemp, has an abusive past. Matt's ex-girlfriend, model/actress Felisha, told the magazine that Kemp stalked and threatened her, and has a history of FIGHTING WOMEN....Good to know, but I think Rihanna will be fine, she can take a punch...er bite!

Happy Times

Rihanna and Matt Kemp were spotted at a Lakers game, and she looks happy, but I'm not sure if she read the directions to preparing oodles and noodles correctly!

LOLz

Check out this mock Match.com commercial of Rihanna's new f*ck buddy L.A, Dodger, Matt Kemp. It's a funny video, but it's not really Matt Kemp, as we see Matt Kemp's hands are obviously full lately!

New Year, New Man

Rihanna was seen vacationing with her new man Matt Kemp of the L.A. Dodgers....looks like the songstress is back to getting her ass beat....but, in a good way!