Scum Bag

Police in Ohio say that, Samson Ojo, was at a theater watching “Did You Hear About The Morgans” before he followed a 21-year-old woman out the movie to ask for her number. When she refused, he dragged her into an empty theater and raped her, then returned to finish the movie with his wife and kid....I wonder how that conversation with his wife went...."Hey baby, I'll be right back, I'm going to get some extra cheese on my nacho?"

Grandma's Boy Toy

Dolce and Gabbana model, Noah Mills, is set to play the love interest of Kim Cattrall in "Sex and the City 2"....this is no longer fun, it's more like Molestation and the City!

Movie Review Time

Does anyone know a good lawyer? I would love to file a lawsuit against Sarah Jessica Parker, Hugh Grant, and the distributors of the film, "Did You Hear About The Morgans" ....I'm seeking to regain the 1 hour and 45 minutes of my life back, that was brutally taken from me, and I will not stop until justice is served!

No More Mole

Sarah Jessica told David Letterman on Late Night , that she recently had her signature mole removed from her face...Her doctor should be ashamed of himself, for removing the mole and not the face!

Sex 2

This is the new poster for the Sex and the City sequel.....besides the corpse, this picture is HAWT!

What Not To Wear

Sarah Jessica Parker, seen walking son James to school and wearing a Fashion Week shirt...if she cares that much about fashion, she should take those floods off her son!

One Kid Just Isn’t Enough Anymore

Sarah Jessica Parker and hubby Mathew Broderick are expecting twins through surrogate. The couple already has a 5 year old son named James from happier times. Wow that shrink bill is going to be expensive for lil James. I can only imagine his 1st visit......"My parents were so bored with me that they went through the trouble of paying someone else to carry my dad's sperm in order to give them fulfillment that I couldn't"