A Shirtless President Who Doesn't Make You Want To Vomit

President Obama, his wife and daughter Sasha visited the Florida panhandle this past weekend in an effort to show Americans that the Gulf is still a great place to go on vacation. The shirtless President's message is, "It's safe, come on down!"....Hey, Mr. President, you might want to stay away from phrases like "come on down" or "going down" while being shirtless, because you will attract the wrong kind of stimulation to the Gulf's economy!

Unbeweaveable

Black folks are up in arms over an interview Chris Rock did overseas, where he called out Michelle Obama for wearing a hair weave....oh boy, something tells me this will be George W. Bush's fault too!

Looking....Good?

All Michelle Obama wanted for Christmas was Santa's belt?

It's Your War Now!

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Hula Hoopin' It

Another accomplishment from the Obama's....man they are racking up. Michelle Obama rocked the hula hoop 144 times...now if that's not Nobel Peace Prize worthy, I don't know what is!

2016 Olympic Bid

After the strong push from President Barack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah, the International Olympics Committee eliminated Chicago, in the first round of voting...Nice to see the Committee wasn't swayed by the shade of lipstick that the President tried to put on that pig called, Chicago. I definitely wasn't looking forward to gang members thinking the Crip Walk should be an Olympic sport!

Oprah's Big Push

Oprah joined the Obama's in Copenhagen on Wednesday, to support the Chicago bid team for the 2016 Olympics, stating Chicago is an athletic city, full of athletes.... Something she knows very well, as she holds the Gold Medal in eating...and it looks like she's ready to give a demonstration!

Speaking of Hair

Michelle Obama decided to out-do President Obama's "dad jeans", with this "I'm an Old White Woman" haircut. The way the media orgasm from anything Obama, I'm sure there's a primetime How To Get Michelle Obama's "Old White Woman" Haircut special in the works!

That's Right I Said It

Maxim Magazine released its Hot 100 list.....Unfortunately, Maxim loses its credibility real early in the list, like #93....Michelle Obama? Come on! Sure she's better looking than Barbara Bush, and Abraham Lincoln, but HOT is a bit of a stretch!