Swine Flu Run Amuck

word has it that shooting of Desperate Housewives, has been halted after learning that Teri Hatcher has come down with the swine flu H1N1 virus.....That will teach her to stage a kiss with this gay guy!

Swine Boy

Brian Litrell, of the Backstreet boys released the following video, apologizing to his fans for contracting the H1N1 Virus better known as swine flu. Brian's symptoms include:

- Cough

- Sore throat

- Chills

- Muscle aches

- Diarrhea

- Vomiting



Um, he's in a boy band...aren't those the side effects after a typical night of gay sex?

Comeback?

Like many of you, I too was waiting for the big Whitney Houston comeback concert on Good Morning America yesterday, and all I have to say is, Whitney may not be on crack anymore, but anyone who thought that was singing yesterday.....is on crack!

I was floored by the pop star's performance, as she sounded like she had the "H1N1" virus, then she had the nerve to blame her lack of skills on a previously recorded interview with Oprah Winfrey....hmmm, I can't wait to see what happened in that interview, that made her sound like she has emphysema. Hell, I've barked out better sounds with strep throat. I rate the start to Whitney's comeback, 2"crack pipes" down. Don't comeback honey....GO BACK! "That's What She Said"

Drug Possession Now LEGAL in Mexico

Mexico Officials have announced that the use and/or possession of small amounts of drugs, including marijuana, would be "decriminalized" in Mexico......Wow! Now that's how you apologize for the swine flu epidemic!

WTF

Shouldn't we be wearing condoms on our faces through this SWINE epidemic? Isn't it ironic that you only need that thin cloth to protect yourself from a disease so deadly it can kill u within 24 hours, but for the monster (AIDS) you need a condom made out of tar....even if you contract the monster, you're not dead in 24 hours....just sayin'