Mila's Friends With Benefits

Mila Kunis is starring in 'Friends With Benefits' with Justin Timberlake, the number 3 movie this week, but can you believe she dated Macaulay Culkin for 5 years?....Yes, right after he stopped dating Michael Jackson!

Aaron Carter: "Michael Jackson Gave Me Cocaine"

Aaron Carter has claimed that Michael Jackson once offered him alcohol and cocaine when he was 15. Carter also says, "I did things with him that nobody else did."....In other words, MJ did not molest him!

Justin Bieber Beats Michael Jackson

Justin Bieber's 'Never Say Never' has out grossed Michael Jackson's 'This Is It' film, becoming the most successful domestic concert film ever. Bieber's movie has taken in $72.2 Million....Something tells me MJ wouldn’t have a problem with this young boy "beating" him!

The Anniversary: My Michael Jackson Tribute

June 25, 2009- The day my childhood laughed, cried, and died. Words can't express the sadness that I'm feeling, not because I knew Michael Jackson, but because I grew up with Michael Jackson's music and greatness. I could measure my childhood with a Michael Jackson music stick, and I feel privileged that I lived through a time to witness his creative gifts and talent. Yet, I feel awful for the generations to come, who will never bare witness to this virtuoso.
As I think back, Michael Jackson is responsible for many "1st" in my life......

"My 1st emergency room visit"- This particular day I was so determined to record the song Somebody's Watching Me from the radio. A song where MJ only performed the backup vocals. I sat waiting and waiting for it. Then, my younger brother asked "chalaire would you like to play monopoly." So, I was in the middle of an intense game of monopoly, probably stealing from the bank, as I often did when playing against my brother Dee. All of a sudden, I heard, "Somebody's Watching Me" coming from the radio. As I tried to leap over my brother's head, I tumbled down a flight of stairs, and was knocked unconscious. I wore glasses at the time, so there were broken pieces of glass stuck in my eyes. My mom ran into the emergency room with me tossed over her shoulders explaining, "She was trying to record a Michael Jackson song," while my younger brother cried "Oh no Michael Jackson killed my sister."

"My 1st Halloween beat down"- One particular Halloween I planned to dress as Michael Jackson. I had the socks, the glove, and a fake Thriller jacket, so it was a no-brainer. My mom felt there were going to be too many kids with the same idea idea, so at the last minute she said, "you're going as Tina Turner." I cried for 2 hours, refusing to get dressed. I then screamed at the top of my lungs that my mom was an abuser for not letting me dress as Michael Jackson....she quickly taught me the real definition of abuser!

"My 1st organized group"- I was such a class clown that i couldn't be bothered with the bad kids and after school gangs, so my friends Lonnie, Gina, and I started a group called The Jackson Crew, because we were huge Michael and Janet fans. Now, in order to be in The Jackson Crew, you had to be able to take turns hosting Michael & Janet Jackson viewing parties at your house. In addition, we had to celebrate every Jackson family member's birthday with a baked chocolate cake, and be able to duplicate every dance move at the drop of a dime. These parties became a big hit, as we held them once per week after school. My mom purchased chocolate cake mix like it was going out of style!

"My 1st charitable donation"- One day I decided to listen to We Are The World, about 50 times in a row before my mother said, "That's enough Chalaire." It inspired me to ask for an early allowance, in which, I mailed my cash allowance to the USA for Africa Foundation....I'm assuming they've never received it, but I thought I was helping Michael Jackson!

As I remember hanging around the TV to catch a brand new Michael Jackson video, arguing with classmates over who was better, Prince or Michael Jackson, receiving a phone call from my childhood friend Gina today, or cringing from reading tragic stories of his life, one thing is for sure, his music has touched everyone in some way, and because of his raw, genuine talent, his music will live on forever. A musical genius, a voice that will forever be ingrained in our hearts & minds. Never to be forgotten. MICHAEL JOSEPH JACKSON, THE TRUE KING OF MUSIC! R.I.P! "Do you remember the time...when we fell in love.....do you remember the time."

"If u enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with"-MJ 1958-2009

My favorite Michael Jackson video-Smooth Criminal

Michael Jackson As You've Never Seen Him

French photographer Arno Bani had the opportunity to set up a photoshoot with Michael Jackson some time back, and now the photographer is cashing in, I mean auctioning off the unpublished shots....He looks…well…um, DEAD!

Melting Plastic

According to new reports from, The American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery, cosmetic surgery procedures dropped 18% in 2009 to 1.9 million, from 2.1 million in 2005.....just imagine the drop we'll see in 2010 now that Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett are no longer here!

MJ's Baby Mama

Debbie Rowe, was seen paying her respects to the King of Pop's grave yesterday. Many in the press are saying Debbie was looking for a photo op.....Damn, she could have dressed in a cuter outfit for a photo op, instead of looking like she has a janitor fetish!

Taser Time

Reports are flying that a stun gun was found in the Jackson family home by the kids, and was being used on Michael's youngest child Blanket....Oh Nooooo, his name is Blanket, isn't that stunning enough?

Give Her a Reality Show...NOW!

After seeing Octomom on The View, it's clear to me that 14 babies arent the only side effects of In Virto Fertilization....thank goodness Michael Jackson isn't alive to see her flying high in this clip, because Dr. Conrad Murray would really be in deep shit!

You Dummy

A woman on Long Island, NY tried to get away with driving in the HOV lane, by placing a mannequin in the passenger seat of her car....unfortunately for the driver, the cop does not believe that Michael Jackson is possibly alive!

Year In Review

This is my favorite time of year, reviewing the events that intrigued us in the past year. It's also my first Year in Review, so bare with me, as I take this opportunity to come across as a "real" journalist, by sticking with the absolute facts in reviewing the year in pop culture news. Here goes....

Sound of the Year- Boom Boom Pow, the hit heard round the world!


Worst Parents of the Year- Forcing your kid to lie about balloon activity, then watching him blow chunks on national TV while you continue an interview!


Biggest Maury Povich Moment- Asians can be gangsta' too...Jon Gosselin lifting money from his kid's bank account to spend on his new girlfriend!


Worst Advice From Your Agent- Paula Abdul thinking she could play hard ball with American Idol...Straight Up now tell me, how does it feel to make the dumbest career move of all time?


Best Celebrity Impersonation- Chris Brown and Rihanna took Ike and Tina Turner to the next level...I've never seen such a dead on interpretation!



Biggest Shocker- Kanye West hasn't had a turrets moment in the last 3 months!



Biggest TV Program- Michael Jackson news coverage...reruns, on demand, PBS, whatever outlet was showing it, the world was glued!


Best Hairstyle- Now, this was hard, so I declared a tie...I couldn't decide between the alien or the spaceship!


Biggest Word- Unfriend, may have made it into the New Oxford American Dictionary, but there's nothing like hearing the word "teabagger" come out of the mouths of legitimate newscasters. I brace myself for a set of balls lowering onto Larry King's face each time!


Biggest Waste of Time- Tiger Woods leaving a voicemail for his mistress, Jamiee Grubbs, to hurry up and erase her name from her voicemail.... Did he not realize he had to call 16 other hoes!


Proudest Moment of the Year....In the all white state of Massachusetts, black Harvard professor, Henry Louis Gates Jr., had only been arrested once... Talk about beating the odds!


Most Anticipated News Story For 2010- After banging more than 16 freaks without condoms...forget steroid testing, Tiger Woods HIV results are what I'm waiting for!



The Absolute Biggest Moment of 2009- Having a President who not only knows how to spell and achieve a Nobel Peace Prize....but he can also pronounce it!



That's What She Said!

Clorox Face

Former MLB slugger, Sammy Sosa has admitted to using bleaching cream as a nightly moisturizer....I'm glad he admitted this, maybe now people will stop claiming Michael Jackson is still alive!

MY Girl!!!

Tough Upbringing

Andre Agassi recently sat down with Katie Couric, where he revealed his father Mike Agassi's, obsession with the tennis star succeeding. Among other things, Mike taped ping pong rackets to little toddler Andre’s hands, called Andre a fag when he loss a match, and coerced Andre into taking speed before a tournament.....Wow, just when I thought there was no possible way for Joe Jackson to ever win Father of the Year!

Movie Review Time

I saw Michael Jackson's: This Is It, and I must say I was pleasantly surprised as to how good this film was. The clips does not do this film justice at all, within the first 2 minutes, I was laughing, crying and dancing in my seat. I thought I was just being emotional, until I looked around and saw 80% of a packed theater wiping their eyes also. It was very entertaining to see Michael in full command of his talents, funny, and oh so bossy, without being a douche bag. If for no other reason, you should see this film for the "Smooth Criminal" and "Human Nature" rehearsals...absolutely OUTSTANDING, and they both received rousing applause, as well as eliminated any evidence of eccentricity, scandal or anything else that marked our perception of Jackson in the last few years. Shout out to AEG, who also put on MJ's remarkable memorial service, I found "This Is It" to be an extraordinary documentary, nothing at all like what I was expecting to see! "That's What She Said"

This Is It!

You were sad and shocked when he died, glued to the news, recounting your childhood memories, and posting your favorite videos on Facebook....Well, if you love him like you claim, help the "King of Pop" take his last bow!

Michael Jackson, This is it!





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Give Me Money

Michael Jackson's dermatologist, Dr. Klein is suing the late singer's estate for payment. The doctor released this statement, "As anyone can see from viewing This Is It, Michael Jackson looked great, and this was due, in part, to my hard work and dedication.".....Clearly, by "looked great" he means he made Elizabeth Taylor look like a dancing machine!

Milk Does a Body Good

Will someone explain to me how a plastic surgeon could look like a genius when it comes to Latoya Jackson's body, then rides the short yellow bus when it comes to her face?

AMA Nominates MJ

Michael Jackson received 5 posthumous nominations from the 2009 American Music Award committee. The nominations have the music world abuzz, which has led people to ask if MJ deserve the nods. Jackson's nominations include the highly-coveted Artist Of The Year.....You know you're in America when people care more about the merits of an AMA nomination, than the merits of a Nobel Peace Prize Winner! "That's What She Said"

This Is It

Ok, Whitney Houston's fans can stop blaming drugs on the singer's inability to sound like a singer these days, because Michael Jackson, was said to have every drug known to man in his system, yet he sounds fantastic singing Human Nature, in his "This Is It" tour rehearsal clip ..... If I can sound like that, I might hit Dr. Conrad Murray up for some pills myself!