Predator Update

The famous principal from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, played by Jeffrey Jones, plead guilty yesterday for failing to update his sex offender registration.....I have to believe that seeing that face in your neighborhood is an automatic sex offender update!

I'm Stupid and Proud

R Kelly recently gave a a speech at the Midwest Music Festival in Chicago, where the R&B star admits to being illiterate. Kelly revealed, "I don't even read really and I'm not afraid to say that. The only reason I graduated from grammar school is because I had a great jump shot.".... which explains why he keep missing the D.O.B section on the id's of young girls!