Will Charlie Sheen Return to CBS or Jump to Fox?

While reports surfaced on Monday, that CBS may be considering welcoming Charlie Sheen back on Two and a Half Men, Fox confirms that a meeting did take place between Sheen and Fox executives.....Looks like Fox will have to change their slogan to "Fair and Unbalanced!"

Sorry Gleekers....John Travolta Says NO!

John Travolta has revealed that he turned down the offer to appear on the hit song-and-dance TV show "Glee" because he could not adequately prepare for the role. The actor stated, that it would take him six to nine months to train....Does it really take that long to prepare for a role of a straight man?!?

Sneak Peak Into the New American Idol Judges

American Idol returns next week, and Ryan Seacrest took to his radio show to give insight into the situation with the new judges, saying, "Steven Tyler is the “emotional” one and Jennifer Lopez is the “mean” one."....and I think it's safe to assume Ryan Seacrest is still the gay one!

The Simpsons Slam Fox

On Sunday’s episode, the Fox cartoon took another swing at its corporate sibling, Fox News, inserting a new tagline for the number-one rated cable news network on the side of a news chopper: "Not Racist, But #1 With Racists".....To be fair and balanced, the other side should say, "MSNBC-#1 with Terrorists, and Illegal Immigrants!"

Glee Cast

Yesterday, with all of the hysteria surrounding the VMAs, I forgot to mention that the cast of America's #1 TV show, Glee, presented Lady Gaga with one of her VMA awards. I've never watched the show myself, but I most certainly will now....well, now that I know the actress from the movie Precious is on the show!

And Of Course...

Paula Abdul returned American Idol, proving once again that crack is whack, as she straggled to form a sentence, while saying goodbye to Simon Cowell!

Jamie Tries to Mentor

Actor Jamie Foxx was a musical mentor on American Idol this week. The actor seemed to have a thing for Idol contestant, Casey James. In fact, Jamie got close to Casey and said, "You have to connect, seduce me."....hmmmm, I wonder if Casey received an invite back to Jamie's radio show Foxxhole, or as it should be called, "Brown Hole"!

In Other Idol News

Adam Lambert returned to American Idol this week, as a mentor for the remaining contestants. This is a position dedicated for successful musicians, who share their professional tips on what it takes to be a success.....
hmmm, which of these two things don't belong?
a) Adam Lambert
b) successful musician
Call me crazy but, didn't he lose American Idol last year?

Painful Fashion

Glee star, Lea Michele has been suffering through some rough routines in rehearsals, which has left the actress with damaged lower back muscles.....wouldn't be from sitting on that porcupine you're wearing, would it?

Will Howard Stern Takeover Idol?

Of course, the talk of Howard Stern taking over Simon Cowell's chair on American Idol, is all speculation...and wishful thinking for viewers who like creativity, and BOLD opinions! However, until some lame is named, it makes for great conversation and debate, including Howard discussing what would happen if he's the replacement judge! LOLs

American Idol Winners Take Over

Several American Idol alums will perform on the American Music Awards this year....Like most reunions, the pretty girl that use to have it all, will show up looking like she lives next door to a Dunkin Donuts!

Too Much Glee

The cast of Fox's musical TV show "Glee" was set to sign a deal to appear in the annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, until NBC stopped the deal and told the department store giant to pull the cast from the line-up....apparently, NBC feels the parade is already gay enough!

Vajayjay Alert

If the show, "So You Think You Can Dance," didn't have straight male viewers before...they will now. A contestant on the show was so excited by her critique that she fell to the floor and revealed her exposed vagina.... Talk about product placement. I'm sure the Asian woman who performed that Brazilian Wax was just as excited for the "shout out!"

She May Need Help

If ever a suicide watch was needed, it's now. Paula Abdul is feeling the repercussions of trying to play hardball with American Idol producers. I think we need to keep an eye on her....she's already committed career suicide, who's to say she will stop there!

Octomom Has Regrets

Octomom says 'I screwed myself' by having 8 more babies....No honey, you screwed yourself by having plastic surgery!

Ryan Seacrest Weighs In

Ryan Seacrest took to Twitter about Paula Abdul's departure from American Idol, but he misspelled her name "Idol and the cast have grown with each other over the last 8 seasons..I can't imagine the panel without puala. She's a star & a great friend.".....I'm thinking "puala" is his drag queen, and he's still waiting to release a statement about Abdul.

Paula Says Bye

Paula Abdul has confirmed through Twitter, that she's not returning to American Idol. The singer is said to have turned down a $10 million dollar pay day, compared to Ryan Seacrest's $45 million dollar deal....I know, they say men are still being paid more than women, but in this case, gays are too!

Congratulations Kara Dioguardi!

Apparently, being a competent songwriter is more interesting than an erratic, alleged drug using, nut job, who can't complete a sentence to save her life...so much for priorities!