Comeback?

Like many of you, I too was waiting for the big Whitney Houston comeback concert on Good Morning America yesterday, and all I have to say is, Whitney may not be on crack anymore, but anyone who thought that was singing yesterday.....is on crack!

I was floored by the pop star's performance, as she sounded like she had the "H1N1" virus, then she had the nerve to blame her lack of skills on a previously recorded interview with Oprah Winfrey....hmmm, I can't wait to see what happened in that interview, that made her sound like she has emphysema. Hell, I've barked out better sounds with strep throat. I rate the start to Whitney's comeback, 2"crack pipes" down. Don't comeback honey....GO BACK! "That's What She Said"

Let's Get Em'

If we want to find Osama Bin Laden, give him Whitney Houston. According to Sudanese novelist Kola Boof, even though Osama Bin Laden frowns on music, he's obsessed with Whitney Houston. Unfortunately, it sounds like the two are already working together...with that bomb he planted in her throat!

Dayummmmmm!

Whitney's back, and looking good!.....The hell with using Proactive, crack is where it's at!

More Whitney

There's a new Whitney Houston interview, where she talks about her new CD "I Look To You," but I have to warn you....it's quite boring! There aren't any "crack is whack" type moments. In fact, it seems as if she's been through one of those "back to work" reform programs for former addicts...click to watch the snooze fest!