Larry King To Bring the Comedy

During a recent interview with New York Magazine, Larry King revealed that he will pursue a career as a stand-up comedian, when he retires from CNN in January....Sounds cool, but does his old ass know that he would actually have to...um, well, "stand up" to do that job!

Larry King’s Wife Recovering From OD

A spokesman for Larry King said Wednesday, that the talk-show host's wife, Shawn King, is recovering after an apparent prescription drug overdose. Shawn's father dialed 911 after finding her in bed, breathing but not responding when he tried to wake her......yeah, if I had to f*#k Larry King, I'd want to kill myself too!

CNN Who?

The ratings are in and...CNN sucks! Not only is CNN dead last among every news outlet there is, including it's own sister network, HLN, but Larry King is only getting half the viewers he did a year ago.....unfortunately, Larry's audience probably died of old age!

Liar Liar

In an interview with Larry King, Joe Jackson claimed he never ever beat Michael Jackson as a child....Obviously, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, because Michael Jackson claimed he never ever had plastic surgery!