The Voice is Boisterous

The Voice is a new reality, singing competition on NBC, which is being touted as the American Idol killer. The judges hear the contestant's voices before they see their looks. However, critics say the producers have already removed the unattractive, overweight singers before the blind auditions.....no worries, Christina Aguilera is still there!

Christina Aguilera Arrested

Christina Aguilera was arrested with her boyfriend Matt Rutler in West Hollywood last night, for public intoxication. During the police booking, the singer gave her height/weight 5'2", and 1001bs....Forget the public intoxication charge, throw the book at her ass for lying!

Christina Aguilera Can't Catch a Break

Christina Aguilera forgot the lyrics to the National Anthem during the Superbowl, then she falls down after her Grammy performance. I can see her being an answer to a Jeopardy question in the future....Alex, I'll take drunk loser, pretending to be a celebrity for 500 please!

Speaking of Christina Aguilera

Isn't it funny that the girl who once walked around with her ass hanging out of leather chaps, and belted out a sex driven song called Dirty, is the one person in this photo that no one wants to get dirty with? It's a cruel world when the fat girl from American Idol is now hotter than you!

Christina Aguilera Remixes the National Anthem

Christina Aguilera is one of my favorite singers, but she made two gigantic mistakes last night at the Superbowl. The first mistake was, she botched the lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner. The second mistake was...she showed up wearing a Kim Zolciak wig, from the Real Housewives of Atlanta!

Christina Aguilera Pulls The Diva Card

Christina Aguilera reportedly acted like a diva on the set of Saturday night's "The X Factor" finale when she refused to speak to contestant Rebecca Ferguson, who she was scheduled to sing a duet with. Aguilera stomped off stage and demanded her own hairdresser, make-up artist, and nail technician before returning to rehearsals.....She should also demand her own Weight Watchers!

Chill Factor

Christina Aguilera sang the National Anthem at the 2010 NBA Finals, and boy did she sing! She had me wanting to get out on that court and play. So much has been said about Christina vs. Lady Gaga, and my opinion is......Gaga may have the best fish tank hat, but Christina has the BEST voice!

Quote of the Week

Sia, singer of the hit "Breathe Me", recently told Billboard Magazine that, “Christina Aguilera could shit in a bottle and her fans would still love it.”.....after hearing a few songs from the new cd, Bionic, I believe "Shit in a bottle" is an accurate review!

Gaga vs, Aguilera...You Decide

Lady Gaga fans have been throwing out harsh criticism at Christina Aguilera, in regards to stealing Gaga's style, even nicknaming her "Clonetina". However, some loyal Aguilera fans decided to fight back, and compiled a video of Aguilera's career fashion highlights that look very similar to those of Gaga today...I say, after watching the video below, the only thing Lady Gaga didn't steal from Aguilera is her DNA!

Christina is Bionic

Christina Aguilera wrote a special message to her fans on her website regarding her new, Bionic CD, "Since the release of my last studio album, Back to Basics, I have become a mother, a wife, and most recently an actress."....from the looks of this picture, she forgot to add Hitler's wife!

Divas Do a Movie

Cher and Christina Aguilera teamed up for the film "Burlesque". The two popstars were said to be very chatty with one another between scenes.....how could it not work out, Cher's this big movie and music icon, and Christina Aguilera...the daughter that Cher once had!