Larry King’s Wife Recovering From OD

A spokesman for Larry King said Wednesday, that the talk-show host's wife, Shawn King, is recovering after an apparent prescription drug overdose. Shawn's father dialed 911 after finding her in bed, breathing but not responding when he tried to wake her......yeah, if I had to f*#k Larry King, I'd want to kill myself too!

Happy Birthday

I would like to take this time to say Happy Birthday to Lil Kim, as I was unknowingly an attendee at a private birthday party for the rapper, which explains the 911 call I prematurely made from the party, reporting Michael Jackson was still alive. I reluctantly ended the call when I learned it was Lil Kim, but I'm hoping her doctors are next on LAPD's list...because an overdose of painkillers is the only way to cope with that face!