Foolishness

I love lobster, but there's nothing appetizing about that face....My Cru Crust-a-cean face, my Crust-a-cean face...She thinks she's HOT, but her face is a NOT!

New Stage

At her show on Wednesday in Detroit, Lady Gaga told the audience that her stage is going into a huge garbage disposal....don't stop with the stage hon, just sayin'...you might want to look around before returning the disposal!

GaGa Tumbles

Lady Gaga falls while performing "Teeth" at her concert in Montreal. GaGa ended up falling THREE times during that concert, the first show of her Monster Ball tour....and yes, the fall is as ugly as her poker face!