Lakers Players Ejected From Western Conference Semifinals

The L.A. Lakers were eliminated from the NBA Western Conference Semi-finals, by the Dallas Mavericks yesterday. The game was all but over when frustration settled in, then Andrew Bynum and Lamar Odom were ejected for ugly fouls...Odom has reason to be pissed, he's looking down the barrel at a long vacation with the ugly Kardashian!

Speaking of Khloe Kardashian

The 26-year-old star of E! reality show "Khloe & Lamar" recently played herself in a cameo on Law & Order: Los Angeles, where she was interrogated by detectives.....Let's hope the detectives figured out why she is famous!

Kardashians Bring in the Kash

According to The Hollywood Reporter, the Kardashian, America's hottest reality TV family, earned $65 million last year, raking in more than Angelina Jolie, Sandra Bullock and Tom Cruise combined....This proves that it pays more to sleep with the blacks, instead of adopting them!

Khloe Complains About Airport Security

Khloe Kardashian complained about the TSA "pat down" on the George Lopez Show recently. The reality star said she felt like she was being raped, but absolutely refused to go through the x-ray security machine....What's the big deal? TSA released a statement explaining that the x-rays will not harm one's penis!

Kardashian Kard Kanceled

Less than a month after the Kardashian Kard made its debut, the glitzy prepaid debit card has been terminated by the government due to excessive fees associated with it. The Kardashian Kard has an annual fee of $99.95, a $9.95 purchasing fee, and a $7.95 monthly fee, among a host of other hidden fees.....Damn, that sounds more like a DEBT card instead of a debit card!

Khloe Kardashian Opens Her Closet

Khloe Kardashian has an eBay store, where she opens her closet and let you purchase her used clothing....Hey, press your luck, those Kardashian crabs can't be any worse than these damn bed bugs in NYC!

Kardashians Give Advice

The Kardashian sisters: Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe, are writing an advice book, titled Kardashian Konfidential. The girls describe the book as, "an advice book with lots of fun tips and stories on everything about relationships.".....Finally, black women can learn the secrets to landing a black athlete!

Khloe Kardashian Real Talk Campaign

Khloe Kardashian Teams Up With Kotex's "Real Talk Campaign"

Khloe Kardashian was in NYC today for the U by Kotex "Real Talk Campaign", which empowers young women to take control of their health. The campaign kick-off was held at the Flatiron District South Pedestrian Plaza.
Khloe showed up to the event in a skin-tight red dress and bright heels with gold straps. What do you think of her outfit? How about the gold bag........

Khloe Kardashian,
Out and About

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Skeevy Wax

Khloe Kardashian revealed that on the upcoming season of "Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami", her sister Kourtney gave her a bikini wax. Kourtney says she offered to do the bikini wax for her sister since she used to do it all the time for girls in college....wait a minute now, this is unbelievable news.....a Kardashian went to college?!?!

The Real World Celebrity Photo

Khloe Kardashian, Audrina Patridge, and Speidi, party the night away at Voyeur in West Hollywood.

Celebs: Shannon Elizabeth,Cheryl Burke
Shannon Elizabeth and "Dancing With the Stars'" Cheryl Burke march down Santa Monica Boulevard in hopes of getting into the jam-packed meat market.
Topics:BFFs,Denim,Nightlife,Reality

Celebs:Kelly Slater
Pro surfer Kelly Slater looked like he was on the prowl for a new celebrity gal pal. The former "Baywatch" star has been linked to a long list of famous females including Pamela Anderson, Gisele Bundchen, Kirsten Dunst, and Cameron Diaz.
Topics:Hats,Athletes,Denim,Nightlife

Celebs:Frankie Delgado,Brody Jenner
BFFs Frankie Delgado and Brody Jenner head straight into the club -- bypassing the velvet rope -- accompanied by their scantily-clad entourage.
Topics:BFFs,Denim,Nightlife,Reality

Celebs: Ryan Cabrera, Audrina Patridge
Speidi's "Hills" co-star Audrina Patridge was also spotted arriving at the painfully trendy bar with her new beau, singer-songwriter Ryan Cabrera.
Topics:Couples,Reality,Musicians

Celebs: Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt
Also in attendance ... reality star Spencer Pratt and his surgically-enhanced hot mess of a wife, Heidi.
Topics: Couples,Nightlife,Reality,Denim,Fashion Faux Pas,Train Wrecks

Celebs: Khloe Kardashian
Khloe Kardashian sports an unfortunate pair of stonewash jeggings en route to Voyeur nightclub in West Hollywood.
Topics: Reality,Fashion Faux Pas,Bling,Nightlife

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Kim Kardashian's two youngest sisters decided to post this picture on their MySpace page over the weekend....yup, looks like the girls are ready to enter the family business early!

Birthday Suit

Kim Kardashian turned 29 years old yesterday....thanks for all 87 tweets to remind the world. Kim wanted to make a bold fashion statement on her last birthday in her 20's....She went with the shoulder padded Leopard on ecstasy look!

Desperate Much?

Lakers radio host, Matt "Money" Smith, reported on Fox Sports Radio that Lamar Odom, who recently married Khloe Kardashian, also proposed to Oscar-nominated actress, Taraji Henson just weeks before proposing to Khloe...He's just following directions.."if you like it then you should put a ring on it."

They Tied the Knot

Did a Kardashian get married over the weekend? I hadn't heard. Now that it's official....I wonder which one will be considered the metrosexual in the relationship!

Speaking of Kardashians

Kim Kardashian and New Orleans Saint's, Reggie Bush, are back together....I can only imagine the conversation that went on in Kim's head ....."Oh shit, one sister is in the headlines for being knocked up, and the other sister just married a NBA star, I better do something quick before people remember I got famous for being a whore!"

No Show

Brody Jenner, the step brother to Khloe Kardashian, and star of The Hills, was not present for his sister's sudden nuptials to Lamar Odom.... Cut him some slack, not everyone believes in gay marriage!

Getting Hitched

Last week, I joked about Khloe Kardashian marrying her summer love, NBA player Lamar Odom. Well, Khloe's rep has now confirmed the news. Khloe will also become the step mom to Lamar's two young kids, 10-year-old Destiny and 7-year-old Lamar, Jr..... How cool for those kids, when they find out that the wrestler Chyna is their new mom!

Why The Rush?

According to E! News, Khloe Kardashian and Lakers forward boyfriend, Lamar Odom, are getting married soon. The couple met over the summer, but the pair's been "talking about rings,".... I guess it's important to rush this along, before he starts to notice her Adam's Apple!