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Showing posts with label Charlie Sheen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Charlie Sheen. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Tacy Morgan Calls Charlie Sheen an A**hole


30 Rock star, Tracy Morgan has taken aim at troubled actor Charlie Sheen, accusing him of failing to be a good father to his young children, saying, "Charlie Sheen ain't funny to me. I think that's a train wreck and I feel bad for his two little kids because they're the bodies being pulled out of the train wreck. While this a-hole is going on stage making a fool of himself his kids are going to suffer."....Then he put his stones back in his pocket, so he could adjust his police monitored ankle bracelet!

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Charlie Sheen's Wife is Looking For Clean Urine


Friends of Brooke Mueller are revealing that she frantically called them last weekend, looking for "clean urine" to avoid losing her two year old twins....You know you're real high when you don't realize you have two kids who pee all the time!

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Charlie Sheen is NOT Wanted at CBS


Charlie Sheen revealed during a radio interview with Boston sports station WBZ-FM Monday night, that he wants his job back. However, Warner Brothers and creator of Two and a Half Men, Chuck Lorre, reportedly has "absolutely no interest in having him back."....Ironically, that sentiment can also be used as a review for his current tour!

Monday, April 11, 2011

Charlie Sheen takes on New York at Radio City Music Hall


The hard-partying actor took to the stage of Radio City Music Hall over the weekend, as part of his "Violent Torpedo of Truth" tour, which only means one thing.....Eliot Spitzer had a hard time finding a hooker over the weekend!

Monday, April 4, 2011

Charlie Sheen Bombs on Tour


Not even tiger blood could save Charlie Sheen's tour debut. The star's "Violent Torpedo of Truth" tour kicked off in Detroit on Saturday as the first of 20 live shows, and his fans were not impressed. The drunken crowd, who must have been expecting Shakespeare, booed the actor off the stage. Sheen shouted to the booing audience, "Sorry dude, already got your money.".....Let me handle this Charlie....Sorry dude, he already snorted your money, winning!

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Will Charlie Sheen Return to CBS or Jump to Fox?


While reports surfaced on Monday, that CBS may be considering welcoming Charlie Sheen back on Two and a Half Men, Fox confirms that a meeting did take place between Sheen and Fox executives.....Looks like Fox will have to change their slogan to "Fair and Unbalanced!"

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Charlie Sheen is Going On Tour

Charlie Sheen is hitting the road with a one-man show, called "Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour." Sheen will be taking his show to Ohio, Connecticut, Boston and New York City. The actor says a dollar from every ticket will go to the Red Cross for the earthquake and tsunami in Japan.....Every other dollar will go to the 7 gram rock fund!

Friday, March 11, 2011

Charlie's Ex-Wife Thinks He's Crazy

Charlie Sheen's ex-wife, Brooke Mueller is demanding that Charlie get a full psychological examination before he is allowed to have his next visit with his sons Bob & Max.....So, she thinks someone who blows a $2 million dollar a week TV job, to star in viral videos really needs a mental health test?!

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Charlie Spits Fire on Producers and Co-Workers


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After less than a week of broadcasting via his own web channel on Ustream.com, Charlie Sheen said last night's webcast will be his last one....You know things are bad when Charlie Sheen fires himself!

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Charlie Sheen Holds Live Webcast

The actor hosted a live webcast called "Sheen's Korner" on Ustream.tv, at 10pm Saturday night. The live stream was seen by 116,000 viewers. After watching 5 minutes of it, I came to the conclusion that the only person on #TeamSheen who is #Winning, is that chick on the left....because she moved out!

Friday, February 25, 2011

Two And A Half Men Production Has Been Shut Down


In the wake of Charlie Sheen's latest radio meltdown, CBS and Warner Bros decided to end production on, "Two and a Half Men," for the season. The decision was based on the totality of Charlie Sheen's statements, which included this gem: "Last I checked, Chaim, I spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold."....no wonder he's such an addict, his skills as an alchemist are being overlooked!

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Charlie Sheen Refuses Rehab



Contrary to what Charlie Sheen's publicist said to press over the weekend, he didn't check himself into a rehab facility. The "Two and a Half Men" star, who recently had a wild drug binge with pron stars before being hospitalized, has opted to rehab at home...Yup, I've always felt the best place for a crackhead to kick drugs, is at a crack house!

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Tweet of the Week



After reports of Charlie Sheen's bender in Las Vegas last weekend, Kirstie Alley took to her Twitter to urge the TV star to get help with his addiction, tweeting:



Kirstie Alley says: "Charlie Sheen… you have TWO beautiful girls… Perhaps for the sake of these children, you can decide to QUIT hanging with porn stars & hos."





Chalaire says: "Hey Twinkie eater, addiction is addiction!"

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Charlie Sheen's Las Vegas Bender



Charlie Sheen, whose well-documented past includes problems with cocaine and booze, had an "epic bender" in Las Vegas last weekend, that included three porn stars. After recovering, Sheen reportedly caught a 9am flight back to L.A. to make it to a 10am call time for 'Two and a Half Men' Monday....In related news, Charlie Sheen will receive a Lifetime Achievement Award this weekend!

Monday, November 1, 2010

Charlie's Being Sued


Capri Anderson, the porn star that was found locked in the bathroom of Charlie Sheen's NYC hotel room, during his meltdown, is planning to sue the actor. Capri says "she felt her life was in danger"....He had to be doing some crazy sh*t when a woman who f*cks strangers for a living, with no condom feels her life is in danger!

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Charlie Sheen's Crazy Night



Charlie Sheen is heading back to rehab, after undergoing psychiatric evaluation for losing his mind yesterday. Sheen went on a drug bender that left him naked, drunk and laying unconscious in a trashed suite at the Plaza Hotel with a hooker locked in the bathroom. It's being reported that the cops gave him the option to go to jail or the hospital.....Based on Charlie's past mishaps this could only mean one thing for the troubled actor....a pay raise!

Monday, February 22, 2010

It's My Blog and I Can Get On A Soap Box if I Wanna...Soapbox if I Wanna!



Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, nice mea culpa, but if I catch him apologizing again, he'll be running from my 9' iron next. It's ENOUGH already! I'm so sick of everyone carrying on like the man murdered someone, he just f*cked a few broads, who consented...I mean really? What's the big deal, we all have flaws...is it because Tiger had 17 flaws, all with blonde hair and blue eyes? It hasn't been this much outrage over filmmaker, Roman Polanski, who drugged and raped an underage child, or Charlie Sheen, who shot one girlfriend, and threatened to kill his wife. Oh, and don't give me that lame excuse about Charlie Sheen not portraying himself as a role model, so he isn't held to the same standards, because I know a lot of rappers who don't portray themselves as role models either, but they sure as hell wouldn't be working on CBS' "Three and a Half Men" after shooting someone. Do you want to know why?...because it's hard to film that show from prison!



Speaking of being a role model, did I miss the Tiger Woods "I am a Role Model" commercial? I only recall seeing the "I am Tiger Woods" ad, so if the public feels mislead, blame the ridiculous media, because we're talking about a f*cking golfer, Role Models for people who watch golf died in 1912.



Wow, how times have changed, a public apology for sleeping with 17 bimbos...you know, that use to be called a good month. "That's What She Said"

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Bad Boy Charlie is Back To Work



Charlie Sheen returned to the set of his hit show Monday, after he was arrested on domestic violence allegations. Charlie's wife, Brooke Mueller, told 911 that the actor beat her, and threatened to kill her with a knife...damn, and Chris Brown can't get his music on the radio. I guess Chris needs to shoot a bitch next time....What? worked for Charlie Sheen!



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