Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Split

When one high profiled Hollywood couple gets divorced, another Hollywood couple that no one cares about gets married!

Jennifer Dropped

Jennifer Lopez has been dropped by her record label, Sony Music. Jennifer's latest single "Louboutins", failed to pick up steam on the charts after her infamous fall during a performance at the 2009 American Music Awards.....good thing she has a big ass, because she's been landing on it a lot lately!

Jennifer Disses Fertilization

Jennifer Lopez tells Elle magazine that she doesn't believe in In Vitro Fertilization due to her Catholic beliefs.....hmmm, are these the same Catholic beliefs that led her to be divorced twice, married 3 times? So, basically after years of trying to get pregnant, her 40 year old eggs produced twins on their own...right, maybe Jennifer Lopez doesn't believe in IVF, but "Jenny from the block" sure does!

Jennifer Lopez Bites It

I thought Rihanna had the worst performance of the night, until Jlo fell on her 40 year old ass. As big as her butt is....if you didn't see it, I'm sure you heard it. In the words of rapper Flo-rida..."Shawty got low low low low!" 2:40