Warning the Residents of Detroit

A photographer snapped this while walking through the streets of Detroit....Looks like it's time to rewrite that popular Chrysler-Eminem commercial!

Kid Rock Honored by NAACP Amidst Protests

Kid Rock said "I love black people," when accepting the Detroit NAACP’s Great Expectations Award at the, Fight for Freedom Fund dinner Sunday night. The musician was met with criticism due to the use of the Confederate flag during his onstage performances. Protesters said, "the flag represents racism, violence, humiliation, murder, and inhumane treatment."....Not to be confused with rap music!

Pam Will Dance

Pamela Anderson has signed on for the next season of Dancing With the Stars. The former Baywatch beauty has agreed to all terms, and the deal went through without a hitch......I'm sure ABC is ecstatic to not have to provide a celebrity trailer, because you know this trash has her own!

Hope For Haiti Telethon

The "Hope For Haiti Now" telethon was amazing...well, based on the internet clips I've seen....Oh no, I don't do the telethon thing, because I have an issue with millionaires begging common folk to donate money....hello, how about we get on the phones and call your rich ass?....something tells me we would be able to turn Haiti into Dubai a lot quicker!



My favorite performance form "Hope For Haiti Now"

Bloat Floats

Did Pamela Anderson ingest one of her implants?.....Wow, she didn't just "hit the wall," she's knocking that b*tch down, and stomping on it!