Jesse James to Write Tell-All Memoir

Jesse James has been paid five million dollars to write a memoir. The book is to be called "American Outlaw" and it's being published by Gallery Books. Jesse says he will come clean, and it takes two to end a marriage....Yes, it does...you and your whore!

Jesse James Looking For Kat

Jesse James was spotted at Kat Von D's book signing in Austin last night.....he was seen standing next to five other people wearing a green shirt and dark pants!

Sandra Bullock and Baby Louis

You know you've been hurt bad when the only man you're willing to walk around with, is an angry black one!

Kat Von D Isn't Afraid to Date Jesse James

Famed tattoo artist, Kat Von D, explains why she is Jesse James' type on a L.A. radio show, "Just because I have tattoos doesn't mean, 'Oh, you guys are a perfect match."...She's right, tattoos dpn't make them a perfect match, but because she looks like she has an STD, is exactly why they are a perfect match!

Sandra Pictured With Her Mean Looking Baby

Sandra Bullock was spotted with her son, Louis Bardo, flying out of Austin airport.... Is it me, or does that kid looks like he's thinking, "Why the hell is this white bitch toting me around everywhere, without combing my damn hair?"

Kissing Girls

Sandra Bullock made the award show rounds last weekend, including the, 2010 MTV Movie Awards. Sandra decided to break the humiliation ice, by kissing Scarlett Johansson....Girl on girl action, huh? I'm sure she could have saved her marriage, if she'd thought of that earlier!

Sandra Says "Get Back to Picking On Her"...Ok

Sandra Bullock made a surprise appearance at Spike TV's, Guys Choice Awards on Saturday. Although, Bullock wasn't her husband's top choice, she did win the "troops choice" for entertainer of the year!

Bombshell Speaks

During an interview in Toronto over the weekend, Jesse James' mistress, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, defended her Nazi photo-shoot by claiming she didn't think it was racist, saying, "I don't believe it's racism at all. Anti-Semitic? Yes. If that was the intention of putting the costume on."....and, I'm sure she thinks sporting black-face makeup, is just a new style of a smoky eye!

Joan Defends Jesse James

Joan Rivers comes out to defend Jesse James for cheating on Sandra Bullock, with Michelle "Bombshell McGee, saying, “Jesse was a darling and a gentleman. He was the one who carried your bag, he was the one who helped you up the stairs. Sweet, nice … this whole thing is just insane.”....I'm sure she thinks she has a chance, since he does have a thing for women who like sticking needles in their faces!

Blind Sided Move

People magazine hit us from the blind side yesterday, when they dropped a Sandra Bullock bombshell, revealing Sandra secretly adopted a black baby, from New Orleans four months ago....Congrats to her, but how long before that kid has a clock hanging from that big ass necklace?

Bombshell

Jesse James' mistress Michelle "Bombshell" McGee is revealing that she also had an affair with Pink's husband, Carey Hart. The two met back in September 2008, when Carey and Pink were separated....well, in Carey's defense, after being with Pink, he was probably wondering what it was like to sleep with a woman again!

Jesse Skips Rehab

Jesse James has reportedly left sex rehab at the Sierra Tucson Treatment Center, and is said to be laying low at his buddy's house....laying low, finally a phrase for this chick, that I can get behind!

Flying Jokes

Jesse James' mistress, Michelle McGee, is fuming at comedian, Chelsea Handler, for saying her face looked like a magazine. McGee hit back with a joke about Chelsea's bat wings, saying "I've seen better wings in a bucket of KFC chicken."......
I think it's hilarious that THESE TWO are cracking on each other's looks, REALLY? This is a case of having what the other needs....McGee could use a nice conservative look, and Chelsea could use some of that ink to cover up her "34 year old" neck!

Speaking of Jesse James

An insider revealed that Sandra Bullock's husband, Jesse James, has checked into the Sierra Tucson rehab facility for 45 days in an effort to save his marriage......hmmmmm,
-Alcoholism is a disease...REHAB!
-Drug addiction is a disease...REHAB!
-Vajayjay addiction...means you're a straight man with a f*ckin pulse... DIVORCE!

Early Nominee For Douche of the Year

Sandra Bullock canceled the London premiere of her movie, "The Blind Side" after her publicist informed her that In Touch magazine would be exposing an affair that her husband, Jesse James was having. The actress didn't have a clue about the affair, or the magazine story ready to hit newsstands.....talk about being hit from the Blind Side! In a recent speech, Sandra said she knew her husband had her back....yes, while he was smacking the back of another chick!