Fox News Twitter Hacked

Fox News has come under fire after one of its Twitter pages, FoxNewspolitics, falsely reported that President Barack Obama had been shot and killed in an Iowa restaurant....They should probably change their password from "Ihatemuslims123"

Sarah Palin Thanks George Bush for Bin Laden's Death

During a recent fundraising event, Sarah Palin had a few things to say regarding Osama Bin Laden's death, including thanking President George Bush, "Yesterday was a testament to the military’s dedication in relentlessly hunting down an enemy through many years of war. We thank President Bush for having made the right calls to set up this victory."...I see she has a lot in common with that last baby she gave birth to!

Osama Bin Laden Dead

President Obama announced Sunday night that US forces killed 9/11 mastermind Osama bin Laden during a raid yesterday inside Pakistan. The president said he had approved the secret mission on Friday after months of intelligence gathering. US Navy Seals carried out the mission, shooting bin Laden in the head...."Here's my birth certificate AND Bin Laden's skull. We cool now?" -Obama

Obama Reveals Birth Certificate

White House released copies of President Barack Obama's original long-form birth certificate Wednesday, seeking to put an end to persistent rumors that he was not born in the United States. Donald Trump, the main force behind the doubt, responded with this statement, "I would need to see it, to tell if it is a fake."....I believe that's the same response President Obama had regarding Trump's hair!

Sarah Palin Mocks Obama's SOTU Speech

In discussing President Barack Obama’s State of the Union (SOTU) on Fox News, Sarah Palin had this to say, "His theme last night in the State of the Union was the “WTF,” you know, “Winning the Future.” And I thought, “OK, that acronym, spot on.” There were a lot of “WTF” moments throughout that speech.".....Something tells me a woman who attended 5 colleges in 6 years doesnt know how to spell WTF!

A Shirtless President Who Doesn't Make You Want To Vomit

President Obama, his wife and daughter Sasha visited the Florida panhandle this past weekend in an effort to show Americans that the Gulf is still a great place to go on vacation. The shirtless President's message is, "It's safe, come on down!"....Hey, Mr. President, you might want to stay away from phrases like "come on down" or "going down" while being shirtless, because you will attract the wrong kind of stimulation to the Gulf's economy!

Unbeweaveable

Black folks are up in arms over an interview Chris Rock did overseas, where he called out Michelle Obama for wearing a hair weave....oh boy, something tells me this will be George W. Bush's fault too!

Obama Goes in on Jay

Not only is President Obama accomplishing a lot during his presidency, but he also pokes fun at Jay Leno, now that makes him the man!

Yay For Gay

President Obama took another step towards equal America on Thursday, when he mandated that hospitals allow visitation to the partners of gay men and women....and they thought eavesdropping was a problem before, after the other family in the hospital room pulled the curtains closed...oh you just wait!

Year In Review

This is my favorite time of year, reviewing the events that intrigued us in the past year. It's also my first Year in Review, so bare with me, as I take this opportunity to come across as a "real" journalist, by sticking with the absolute facts in reviewing the year in pop culture news. Here goes....

Sound of the Year- Boom Boom Pow, the hit heard round the world!


Worst Parents of the Year- Forcing your kid to lie about balloon activity, then watching him blow chunks on national TV while you continue an interview!


Biggest Maury Povich Moment- Asians can be gangsta' too...Jon Gosselin lifting money from his kid's bank account to spend on his new girlfriend!


Worst Advice From Your Agent- Paula Abdul thinking she could play hard ball with American Idol...Straight Up now tell me, how does it feel to make the dumbest career move of all time?


Best Celebrity Impersonation- Chris Brown and Rihanna took Ike and Tina Turner to the next level...I've never seen such a dead on interpretation!



Biggest Shocker- Kanye West hasn't had a turrets moment in the last 3 months!



Biggest TV Program- Michael Jackson news coverage...reruns, on demand, PBS, whatever outlet was showing it, the world was glued!


Best Hairstyle- Now, this was hard, so I declared a tie...I couldn't decide between the alien or the spaceship!


Biggest Word- Unfriend, may have made it into the New Oxford American Dictionary, but there's nothing like hearing the word "teabagger" come out of the mouths of legitimate newscasters. I brace myself for a set of balls lowering onto Larry King's face each time!


Biggest Waste of Time- Tiger Woods leaving a voicemail for his mistress, Jamiee Grubbs, to hurry up and erase her name from her voicemail.... Did he not realize he had to call 16 other hoes!


Proudest Moment of the Year....In the all white state of Massachusetts, black Harvard professor, Henry Louis Gates Jr., had only been arrested once... Talk about beating the odds!


Most Anticipated News Story For 2010- After banging more than 16 freaks without condoms...forget steroid testing, Tiger Woods HIV results are what I'm waiting for!



The Absolute Biggest Moment of 2009- Having a President who not only knows how to spell and achieve a Nobel Peace Prize....but he can also pronounce it!



That's What She Said!

I AM Racist...

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Looking GQ

GQ has revealed their annual Men of the Year covers! Let me see if I can take a stab at why each one was picked...


Hangover stars....I totally get it, funniest movie this year!

Tom Brady....you've been getting your ass kicked in football, so it must be because you're banging Gisele Bundchen, or you're as pretty as her?

Clint Eastwood....you're older than Jesus, but you still look cool?

Chris Pine...they needed someone to be the "who the hell is he" guy?

and Barack Obama.....he now has an award that he actually deserves?

Hula Hoopin' It

Another accomplishment from the Obama's....man they are racking up. Michelle Obama rocked the hula hoop 144 times...now if that's not Nobel Peace Prize worthy, I don't know what is!

Obama Appoints Another Latino

Emilio Estefan, music producer and husband of Gloria Estefan, was appointed by President Obama to be on the Commission to Study the Potential Creation of a National Museum of the American Latino Culture....it's starting to look like next year's Puerto Rican Day Parade will be held at The White House!

You Again...Again?

Guess who was on television again last night?... Damn, if President Barack Obama was in health care meetings as much as he's on TV, I would already have my free flu shot!

Stay In School, Study Hard = Bad Message?

President Barack Obama geared a motivating message of education and fulfillment to young kids yesterday, but many schools deemed his speech inappropriate, and decided not to air it. Hmmm, when I was in school one of the guest speakers was Dave Tomo. Dave Tomo was a crack addict, who informed kids that doing drugs was a bad thing...NO SHIT CRACKHEAD! School officials approved Dave Tomo, as he berated and screamed at students throughout the district. Meanwhile, he was the crackhead ...not us. This kind of speaker gets approved often in schools, yet, the most academically accomplished President that our country has ever seen, was banned in most schools.
Sniff Sniff, is that racism I smell? Look, I'm not a huge fan of President Barack Obama's politics, but I'm calling bullsh*t on this. No, it's not that old school, white sheets with hoods racism, these new bigots are coming to us in the form of "conservatives." Seriously, what were these conservatives expecting this "black man" to do yesterday?....Take the kids for a joy ride through the ghetto, bring Flavor Flav on as a guest speaker, or show the kids crack pipes?....No, but that's what a white crackhead named Dave Tomo did, without the consent of parents, but parents were contacted for their permission to show kids an uplifting speech from the President. Wow, President Barack Obama ran and won the Presidency on CHANGE, but...some things in America will never CHANGE! "That's What She Said"

Hey Big Spender

The word from Martha's Vineyard is that President Obama is not a great tipper...sorry white folks, he may be the President, but he's still black. Not to mention, this is a man who wears "dad jeans," which says a lot about taste and spending habits!

Shout Out Time

A shout out is in order for Former President Bill Clinton, for bringing a positive outcome to a story no one really cared about. However, since he proved he can still get things done, how about health care next? Not that President Barack Obama isn't trying, but it seems Bill Clinton can actually get the job done, while Barack Obama focus on what he does best...Delivering Speeches, Primetime Specials, and my favorite...Beer Summits!

It's My Blog and I Can Get On A Soap Box if I Wanna...Soapbox if I Wanna!

So, this is what I hopped the political fence for, a Beer Summit? a Beer Summit? Since I'm about the only person not drunk on President Obama's "awesomeness," I have no problem saying that President Barack Obama weighed in "stupidly" on an issue that he admittedly didn't have all the facts on, then he plans a Beer Summit photo op for an overblown misunderstanding.

How intelligent could Professor Gates be, when he didn't even have the sense to realize Officer Crowley was called to protect his home. Instead, he let his hurt feelings and arrogance get him locked up for being uncooperative. However, it landed him at a Beer Summit with the President, so what do I really know. Hmmmmm, so when is the tea party coming for Rodney King and the rest of the black men who are REALLY feeling the heat from racists cops? Let's keep it real, if Officer Crowley was really out to get Gates, his arrest would have been accompanied with a couple of black eyes, broken ribs, and a night stick shoved up his ass. Call me crazy, but Officer Crowley had every right to ask for id from anyone in the house, after receiving a 911 call stating "One of the perpetrators looked kind of Hispanic." Hell, he's lucky immigration didn't show up, because they don't ask for id. Oh, and is it me, or does Gates seem to be the only one poppin' off at the mouth, in the photo taken at the scene of the arrest. Yes We Can, huh? ...Yes We Can waste America's money and time on such ridiculousness! "That's What She Said"