Mariah Carey's Pregnant

Mariah Carey has officially confirmed her pregnancy to Billy Bush during an interview with Access Hollywood saying, "Yes, we are pregnant. It is true. It’s been a long journey. It’s been tough.".... It must have been real tough making sure your husband and child have an ample age gap between them!

Mariah Takes a Tumble

Mariah Carey fell during her recent F1 Race concert in Singapore....I just hope they took up a collection for that poor guy who hauled her back up...triple hernia surgery can be expensive!

Nick Cannon is Dumb

While discussing having several kids with wife, Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon showed that he doesn't know what "octo" means, saying, "Yeah! Octomom it, have nine kids at once."....Cut him some slack, he probably got confused with how many chins his wife has!

Mariah...Pregnant or Not?

After months of speculation, Nick Cannon is revealing that Mariah Carey is NOT pregnant. Aside from being fat, the singer sparked rumors when she pulled out of Tyler Perry's movie, For Colored Girls ....Sounds like a miscarriage to me, but I don't gossip, I just poke fun. With that said....Maybe she's pregnant now, cows always have calves in the spring and that's about 9 months away!

Mariah Carey's Preggers

UsWeekly magazine has confirmed that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are expecting a baby. An insider claims that Cannon spilled the beans over the weekend in Malibu.....ahhh, well that explains about 8lbs 12oz, but there's still a good 300lbs unaccounted for?

Mariah's Requests

Mariah Carey's new tour rider was released and her demands are as follows, "$200 bottles of Cabernet sauvignon, two dozen white roses, vanilla aromatherapy candles, no busy furniture patterns, and the room temperature must be 75 degrees." ....someone from her team should keep it real, and tell her she forgot to add a treadmill!

"My Wife's a Great Cook"

Nick Cannon has gone on record to convince the world that Mariah Carey can cook....that shouldn't be too hard, just carry this picture in your wallet...I wouldn't be surprised if cow is her favorite dish...you are what you eat!

Oh So Talented

The Reynolds Group has been hired to work with Nick Cannon, who is the new host of WXRK morning radio show. The consulting group will provide talent coaching, and creative development for Cannon....so you're telling me the host of "America's Got Talent"...AIN'T' GOT' TALENT?

Carey Looking Scary

No drunken speeches this time, as Mariah Carey wasn't nominated for a Golden Globe award, but she did manage to BYOG....Bring Your Own Globes!

Give This Woman An Award

Mariah Scary won "Breakthrough Performance" at the Palm Springs Film Festival for her tiny role in the movie, Precious. I don't know about her acting being breakthrough, but her acceptance speech sure was....Let's just say, she should have thanked Grey Goose vodka, and you better believe I just wrote her name in on the SAG Awards ballot sheet...could be a memorable award season!

Miss Piggy Speaks

The vivacious Miss Piggy taped an episode of The Wendy Williams Show, which will air Friday, and the swine had this to say about Tiger Woods:

"My man is nothing like Tiger. I just want to say, he would never do anything untoward moi, but, if he did, you can rest assured there'd be a hole in one, and he'd be the one!"....

She then plugged her latest album, Memoirs of An Imperfect Angel, and started bragging about her husband, Nick Cannon's new radio gig!

New Wack Music

Island Def Jam is scrambling to find a way to peek interest in Mariah Carey's latest album, Memoirs of An Imperfect Angel, including the new single H.A.T.E.U.... I've been looking for the right words to use to describe Mariah and her new music...HATE U, yup works for me!

Ridiculous Apology

British talk show host, Kate Garraway, of GMTV, was forced to apologize to Mariah Carey after saying she "acted like a diva" on her show...
"I am really sorry about the furore I caused last week about Mariah Carey's appearance on GMTV. Her management have now told me that I got hold of the wrong end of the stick."....from the looks of it Mariah's been getting the end of the stick with beef, pork, and peppers on it!

Mooooo

I hear Wendy's is looking for a new spokesperson....might as well get someone who actually uses the product!

Now That's "Scarey"

If that dress could give off smoke signals, I believe it would be SOS!

Celebration Time

Nick Cannon celebrated his 29th birthday last week in Las Vegas, and his wife Mariah Carey presented him a cake with a very personal message:



"Happy Birthday DJ Sex Fingers — Love, M.C.C."......

Ewwwwww, PETA should fine him for doing sick things with potbelly pigs!

Preggers, or Big Mac?

Rumor has it that Scary Carey is Pregnant....Looking at this recent photo, she's either pregnant, or nine months overdue on a tummy tuck!

Smell Scary Like Carey

Mariah Scary was at Macy's in NYC yesterday promoting her new fragrance Forever...Ironically, that's exactly how long it's taking her to lose weight!

R.I.P DJ A.M.

It has been confirmed that DJ A.M.(Adam Goldstein) has passed away. The DJ who was formerly engaged to Nicole Richie, miraculously escaped a plane crash last year. Early reports are pointing to drug overdose....Sure, being forced to spin Mariah Scarey's new music will do that to you!

Nick Gushes Over Scarey

Nick Cannon showed up on The Tonight show, with Conan O'Brien yapping about how he spoke his marriage to Mariah Scarey into existence....Dude, nothing and no one was in your way of getting the human Miss Piggy. You're talking about the one singer that can walk down the street naked, and no one would give a f*ck!