Facebook Used to Smuggle Drugs

An Ontario woman named Deidre Rankin, was arrested in an airport in Peru for allegedly trying to smuggle 12.6 kilograms of cocaine out of the country, using Facebook to coordinate all points of communication.......Now, that explains why Facebook's estimated worth has been priced at $50 billion dollars!

Facebook-Banning Pastor Admits Threesome

Rev. Cedric Miller, the pastor who said Facebook was a "portal to infidelity" has now admitted to having threesome sex with his wife and a male church assistant.....Facebook? It sounds like the Ashley Madison site is the problem!

Justin Timberlake Says NO to Facebook

Justin Timberlake had this to say in a recent US Weekly interview, "I don't have time to sit and look at pictures of my friends."....You mean that's NOT his page? I thought we were friends Justin?

Veiny face

Teri Hatcher posted these photos on her Facebook page to prove that she has wrinkles and doesn't use Botox anymore.....Perfect, now I don't have to buy Halloween decorations this year!

Word Of The Year

The New Oxford American Dictionary has named its 2009 Word of the Year: Unfriend. For those of you still using rotary phones and vcr's...I will give you the details....



Unfriend, is a verb, despite what you've learned about adjectives starting with "un".
Definition = when yo' ass get deleted for doing dumb sh*t!
Sentence = CNN has decided to "Unfriend" Lou Dobbs. Rihanna "Unfriended" Chris Brown to protect her endorsements.
Orgin = lazy people who didn't feel like typing out "I no longer want to be friends with you" on social media sites......Let's enjoy the dumbing down of America!

This Is It!

You were sad and shocked when he died, glued to the news, recounting your childhood memories, and posting your favorite videos on Facebook....Well, if you love him like you claim, help the "King of Pop" take his last bow!

Michael Jackson, This is it!





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Happy Birthday James!

Happy Birthday to my big brother, James! I love you man. I don't get to see you often, but the memories will never fade. It feels like just yesterday, when I thought you were God and pissed mom off for acting like you were. I can remember mom explaining to me that God was someone that everyone looks up to, he's always right, people follow him, and his word triumph over all others, blah blah....my response was "oh, like James." So when you were sitting at the dinner table eating pork chops, but telling me not to, because pork chops have worms in them and they would kill me...I believed you. When mom said "take your umbrella to school, because it's going to rain today," and you replied, "no, it's going to be sunny," while putting your umbrella in your backpack with a smile...I believed you. Most importantly, when your Facebook wall says you were born in 1982, guess what? I believe you, because that means I was born in 1985, lol. Happy Birthday dork, and thanks for being the first person to tell me "you're funny"...I really believe you!

Shout Out Time

I want to give a shout out to "Throw'd TV." I normally don't think anyone outside of the NYC can be funny. However, the cast of Throw'd TV killed it with this creative video, Public Service Announcement: Facebook Break-up. If you're not on Facebook, keep it moving, because this is not for the extinct. In fact, go make calls on your rotary phones, put your bills in the mail, and watch your recorded shows on your VCR, because this video is for the current. Throw'd TV is an all black improv comedy group from Chicago, who definitely impressed me with this hilarious video sketch! "That's What She Said"

It's My Blog and I Can Post Dedications to me if I Wanna...Dedications to me if I Wanna!

I've been out of commission for a couple of days, but now my social media world is back up. I returned to a pleasant surprise on facebook, when I noticed a nice gentleman dedicated his status update to me with a poem....yes me!!!!!

"When you kiss someone everything gets hazy, meaning; your heart stops and the only things that are in focus are you and the other person. You look around but nothing comes to at this time, you then realize that this is the person that you are to spend the rest of your life with. Within this moment you will receive a great gift, you will want to laugh and cry all at the same time. You will be so happy to have it and so afraid you will lose it....When you find it stay in the moment. Love it-"

I just want to thank the homeless guy who caught the kiss I blew in the air. Your facebook update is flattering sir :-). That's What She Said"