Sammy Sosa as Ebony & Ivory

I've "reported" on baseball great, Sammy Sosa's skin lightening in the past, but I just wanted to give an update on his progress.....Introducing, Interracial Sosa!

Clorox Face

Former MLB slugger, Sammy Sosa has admitted to using bleaching cream as a nightly moisturizer....I'm glad he admitted this, maybe now people will stop claiming Michael Jackson is still alive!

Another Cheater

Boston Red Sox slugger David Ortiz, nickname "Big Papi," is the latest MLB player to be named as a steroid user...Well, if he's using steroids, we know what's NOT the reason for his nickname Big Papi. Ortiz told the media he couldn't comment until he found out exactly what drug he tested positive for......Ok, go home, check your medicine cabinet, and get back to us!

Throwing a Tantrum

Manny Ramirez was ejected from his first came back to MLB, after receiving a suspension for testing positive for a women's fertility drug. The slugger was ejected for throwing a tantrum, and screaming at the umpire....sounds like those women fertility drugs are working!

Side Effects of Steroids

Barry Bond's wife has filed for legal separation citing irreconcilable differences......I get it, it's one thing when your man is chasing the MLB Home Run record and can't get "it" up, but when he's suddenly an unemployed, suspected steroid user that can't get "it" up....that could cause problems!