Dave's Back

David Letterman was back to work for the first time, since admitting to having sex with many women on his staff. It's about time a funny guy gets some work ass, instead of gross politicians with bad comb overs...Oh, and thanks Dave, for clearing up the meaning behind your production company "World Wide Pants"

Holy Blackmail

David Letterman admitted to sleeping with many women on his staff, after being blackmailed by Joe Halderman, a producer for CBS, who threatened to write a screenplay and book about the embarrassing situation, unless Letterman paid up. It's been reported that Halderman had huge child support debt, and was desperate for money....Now, that's genius...blackmail someone who knows where you work. I wonder if his plan included how to support his kids from prison!