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Showing posts with label Mariah Carey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mariah Carey. Show all posts

Sunday, December 26, 2010

R.I.P Teena Marie, A.K.A Lady T


Grammy nominated singer Teena Marie, once known as Rick James' protegee, died in her sleep last night at the age of 54. Teena Marie's death brings back many childhood memories for me. It reminds me of my mother blasting her old school records every Saturday morning, and no doubt, Teena Marie was in her collection. It also reminds me of musical debates that I would have with my younger brother Dee.

See, I loved Mariah Carey growing up, and for some reason my brother didn't, so he would always try to find old school singers that were better than Mariah Carey, and blast them in my ears to prove they were superior to Mariah. Teena Marie happened to be the singer he would use the most in those debates, and it wasn't because they both had curly hair. Deep down I really loved, and appreciated Teena Marie's music, but on the outside I had to put up a big front like I could care less about the woman or her music. Then, one day when I thought I was home alone, my brother busted me singing Teena Marie's song, "Fire and Desire" at the top of my lungs. From that day on, I admitted that Teena Marie was better than Mariah, however, I made sure he understood that she couldn't mess with Janet Jackson on stage....hey, I needed some leverage.

With that said, I am truly saddened that another musical legend from my childhood memories is no longer with us, but I will forever remember the beautiful music of Lady T. I'm giving my promise to "vanilla and choc" that I will never let another singer talk Square Biz to me! 'That's What She Said'

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Holly Cow



Mariah Carey performed on NBC's annual Christmas Tree Lighting special....Is her weight gain scary, or is that just what that little girl's face says?!?

Friday, October 29, 2010

Mariah Carey's Pregnant



Mariah Carey has officially confirmed her pregnancy to Billy Bush during an interview with Access Hollywood saying, "Yes, we are pregnant. It is true. It’s been a long journey. It’s been tough.".... It must have been real tough making sure your husband and child have an ample age gap between them!

Monday, September 27, 2010

Mariah Takes a Tumble

Mariah Carey fell during her recent F1 Race concert in Singapore....I just hope they took up a collection for that poor guy who hauled her back up...triple hernia surgery can be expensive!



Monday, September 20, 2010

Mariah's New HSN Deal


Mariah Carey scores huge by landing a clothing line...or vice-versa...Clothing line scores HUGE by landing on Mariah!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Nick Cannon is Dumb



While discussing having several kids with wife, Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon showed that he doesn't know what "octo" means, saying, "Yeah! Octomom it, have nine kids at once."....Cut him some slack, he probably got confused with how many chins his wife has!

Monday, July 19, 2010

Mariah...Pregnant or Not?



After months of speculation, Nick Cannon is revealing that Mariah Carey is NOT pregnant. Aside from being fat, the singer sparked rumors when she pulled out of Tyler Perry's movie, For Colored Girls ....Sounds like a miscarriage to me, but I don't gossip, I just poke fun. With that said....Maybe she's pregnant now, cows always have calves in the spring and that's about 9 months away!



Thursday, June 3, 2010

Mariah Carey's Preggers



UsWeekly magazine has confirmed that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are expecting a baby. An insider claims that Cannon spilled the beans over the weekend in Malibu.....ahhh, well that explains about 8lbs 12oz, but there's still a good 300lbs unaccounted for?

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Mariah's Requests


Mariah Carey's new tour rider was released and her demands are as follows, "$200 bottles of Cabernet sauvignon, two dozen white roses, vanilla aromatherapy candles, no busy furniture patterns, and the room temperature must be 75 degrees." ....someone from her team should keep it real, and tell her she forgot to add a treadmill!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

"My Wife's a Great Cook"


Nick Cannon has gone on record to convince the world that Mariah Carey can cook....that shouldn't be too hard, just carry this picture in your wallet...I wouldn't be surprised if cow is her favorite dish...you are what you eat!

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Oh So Talented


The Reynolds Group has been hired to work with Nick Cannon, who is the new host of WXRK morning radio show. The consulting group will provide talent coaching, and creative development for Cannon....so you're telling me the host of "America's Got Talent"...AIN'T' GOT' TALENT?

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Hair No


Comedian, Mo'Nique, took home the Golden Globe for best supporting actress for her dramatic role as an abusive mom in "Precious', but it looks like she keeps forgetting to take home some razors for those legs!

This is absolutely disgusting, so I must "go in" on Mo'Nique....

- She's obviously representing TEAM JACOB, coming to the Golden Globes looking like a wolf!

- Is that chinchilla?

- It's a good possibility the reason she doesn't shave is because she's too fat to bend over!

- Speaking of being fat, removing that hair has got to bring her weight down 50lbs!

- Can someone please airlift this chick into a bathtub full of Nair!

Mo'Nique, I can go on and on, but I'm going to conclude with this...just because bears hibernate during the winter, doesn't mean they shouldn't take care of their fur!

Monday, January 18, 2010

Carey Looking Scary



No drunken speeches this time, as Mariah Carey wasn't nominated for a Golden Globe award, but she did manage to BYOG....Bring Your Own Globes!

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Give This Woman An Award

Mariah Scary won "Breakthrough Performance" at the Palm Springs Film Festival for her tiny role in the movie, Precious. I don't know about her acting being breakthrough, but her acceptance speech sure was....Let's just say, she should have thanked Grey Goose vodka, and you better believe I just wrote her name in on the SAG Awards ballot sheet...could be a memorable award season!

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Miss Piggy Speaks


The vivacious Miss Piggy taped an episode of The Wendy Williams Show, which will air Friday, and the swine had this to say about Tiger Woods:

"My man is nothing like Tiger. I just want to say, he would never do anything untoward moi, but, if he did, you can rest assured there'd be a hole in one, and he'd be the one!"....

She then plugged her latest album, Memoirs of An Imperfect Angel, and started bragging about her husband, Nick Cannon's new radio gig!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

New Wack Music

Island Def Jam is scrambling to find a way to peek interest in Mariah Carey's latest album, Memoirs of An Imperfect Angel, including the new single H.A.T.E.U.... I've been looking for the right words to use to describe Mariah and her new music...HATE U, yup works for me!



Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Ridiculous Apology


British talk show host, Kate Garraway, of GMTV, was forced to apologize to Mariah Carey after saying she "acted like a diva" on her show...
"I am really sorry about the furore I caused last week about Mariah Carey's appearance on GMTV. Her management have now told me that I got hold of the wrong end of the stick."....from the looks of it Mariah's been getting the end of the stick with beef, pork, and peppers on it!

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Mariah Scary's a Diva


Kate Garroway, the host of British morning show, GMTV, says Mariah Carey has ridiculous demands, including filling the bathrooms with her own toilet paper, and demanding two people lower her onto the GMTV sofa. Mariah says the claims are false. I believe Mariah because....there is no way only 2 people can lower her onto anything!

Friday, November 13, 2009

Mooooo



I hear Wendy's is looking for a new spokesperson....might as well get someone who actually uses the product!

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Celebrity of Ooh la-la Leger


Mariah Carey is the latest - and hopefully the last-star to squeeze into Herve Leger's skin-tight bandage dress. The diva dons the curve-hugging dress for her latest music video, but we're not so sure it's the best choice in wardrobe.
So to all the Hollywood starlets for whom Leger is a go-to look: While this dress may be tight, that doesn't make it right. We're sick of this tired trend and it's time to move on to the next.



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