Whoopi Goldberg's Tony Awards Outfit

'Sister Act' producer Whoopi Goldberg showed up to the Tony awards in this esemble....You have to admire a person who goes out of their way to look like shit!

Whoopi Upset With The New York Times

Last weekend, The New York Times published an article on how there's not one black actor nominated for an Oscar this year. They documented black winners of the past and they left out a few names, including Whoopi Goldberg's. Whoopi felt disrespected and she fired at The New York Times on The View....Well, in all fairness, her last name is Goldberg...they probably thinks she's a very dark Jew!

Oprah Winfrey and Whoopi Goldberg Clear The Air

Oprah and Whoopi Goldberg reunited on the Oprah Winfrey Show yesterday, after not speaking to each other for 20 years, since starring in The Color Purple together. Oprah didn't understand why they stopped being friends....hmmmm, it wouldn't be the fact that she's been quoted as saying: "The girl always looks nasty, like she needs a good bath."....well, looks like Whoopi did just that for their reunion!

Whoopi's New Book

Whoopi Goldberg has written a book, which hit bookstores this week. "Is It Just Me" contains the annoying things that exist in the world.....in other words she wrote an autobiography!

Mel Gibson Rants On

Another Mel Gibson tape is released. This time the racist threatens to burn the house down, right after he demands to be blown....and they say rap music couldn't be saved!

Roman The Rapist May Walk

Roman Polanski's rape victim, Samantha Geimer, requested that the rape case be halted. It's being reported that the actor drugged and anally raped a 13 year old, he later settled the case with her for about half a million with a condition that she pay back the money if she testifies against him......and clearly she used the money to curb her Burger King cravings!

Another Mel Gibson tape.....Not so fast "Wetbacks"

Another Mel Gibson rant tape was released yesterday. Just when the Hispanics thought they were in the clear, he whipped out the good ole' "wetback" slur......I love listening to these recordings, it's like he's talking in all caps!

Speaking of Crazies on The View

Mel Gibson has a major defender in Whoopi Goldberg, who says, "I spent enough time with Mel to know that his racial slurs doesn't make him a racist.".....So, I guess wearing a clown suit doesn't make you a clown either? Let me remind everyone that Whoopi also defended Roman Polanski for drugging and raping a 13 year old girl, by saying the crime wasn't "rape rape". Clearly, the stylist who cuts her dreads, gets way too close to her brain!

Give Her a Reality Show...NOW!

After seeing Octomom on The View, it's clear to me that 14 babies arent the only side effects of In Virto Fertilization....thank goodness Michael Jackson isn't alive to see her flying high in this clip, because Dr. Conrad Murray would really be in deep shit!

Unbeweavable

Yesterday on The View, Whoopi Goldberg mentioned her daughter, Alexandrea, couldn't get through airport security, because she was wearing hair weave. Alexandrea was so upset with her mom for the quote, that she decided to make a trip to The View to let America know that she doesn't wear a "full weave", but she wears "weave pieces"......Huh? Is that like being a virgin but still giving blow j*bs?...It's still fake hair, either it came from a horse or it didn't!

Let The Cattiness Begin

I couldn't figure out why Whoopi Goldberg was so critical of Wanda Sykes' comedy routine at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, because I thought the routine was hilarious! Turns out Wanda Sykes landed a new show on FOX that will include rountable discussions much like The View......hmmm, reminds me of the beach when a bunch of old ladies are sitting around trying to look 25 & beautiful, then a real 25 & beautiful girl walks by....may the funniest black lesbian win!

Watch Wanda's routine below