Halle Berry will be on the Ellen DeGeneres show today, recounting a scary moment where she thought she lost her daughter Nahla in a store....If Nahla can see what I see in this clip, she was probably roaming the store to find her mama some damn deodorant!

American Idol News

Since my American Idol post yesterday, Ellen Degeneres has been fired...er quit, Kara Dioguardi has been fired, Jessica Simpson is off the possibility list, and now Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler are in as judges.....can you imagine the manpower that will be needed for her wigs, and his teeth to get ready for a live show?

Ellen...Ouuuuut

As previously reported Ellen DeGeneres, who became a judge on American Idol last season, is now out.....Considering all of the money that was spent on her wardrobe choices last season, she should have no problem landing a gig as a blackjack dealer!

Jessica Simpson New American Idol Judge?

According to the celebrity gossip rags, Jessica Simpson is in negotiations to become the newest judge on American Idol. It's being reported that Jessica has met with the producers several times, and they really like her.....Last season they added Ellen Degeneres, who doesn't know anything about music, and now Jessica, who doesn't know....well, ANYTHING!

Demanding Diva

Ellen DeGeneres is making her mark over at American Idol, now that the new judge has insisted she get a $150,000 dollar clothing allowance for custom-made items while she's on the show......obviously suspenders and jockstraps are experiencing inflation!

Will Howard Stern Takeover Idol?

Of course, the talk of Howard Stern taking over Simon Cowell's chair on American Idol, is all speculation...and wishful thinking for viewers who like creativity, and BOLD opinions! However, until some lame is named, it makes for great conversation and debate, including Howard discussing what would happen if he's the replacement judge! LOLs

Ohhh, Magazine

Here's Ellen DeGeneres and Oprah Winfrey as they share the cover of December’s O, The Oprah Magazine.....Ohhhh, Humph, Hmmm, I thought it was black clothing that's supposed to make you look thinner, no?

Trick Or Treat

Check out this prank Ellen DeGeneres pulled on Taylor Swift...It's awesome! Shut up Kanye, because there is no way Beyonce would have done this better!

Ellen Speak To Critics

Ellen DeGeneres Has the following to say to her critics, who are saying she will not be a weak judge on American Idol:

Ellen says:
"Apparently, there's a lot of debate going on right now, whether I'm qualified or not to be the new judge on 'American Idol'… I know what it's like to be judged. So, I will be kind. I will be compassionate. I will be empathetic, I will be truthful, and I will be an honest judge without being mean."

Chalaire says:
I will be bored, I will be changing the channel, I will be watching something less gay!

Paula Gets Her Boogie On

Paula Abdul delivered one of the best moments on VH1 Divas, when she came out dressed and dancing like Ellen DeGeneres.... If she would have just done this instead of those crappy critiques, she would probably still be on American Idol!

VH1 Divas | Divas Video

She May Need Help

If ever a suicide watch was needed, it's now. Paula Abdul is feeling the repercussions of trying to play hardball with American Idol producers. I think we need to keep an eye on her....she's already committed career suicide, who's to say she will stop there!

New Judge

Ellen DeGeneres announced she is taking Paula Abdul's place as the fourth judge on American Idol....Wow, that came from left field. I like Ellen, but I don't like the way American Idol is "Jumping The Shark"...I guess it's important to have a gay perspective on a gay show!

Ellen Loves To Dance

Ellen DeGeneres performed a choreographed number for the season premiere of her talk show on Tuesday with the cast of So You Think You Can Dance....she did such a great job, she made me want to stand up and shake my butt for gay marriage!